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Mayday Parade ohhh yeahhh (L)
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KERI POV

Jesus Christ! I could HEAR Hannah fucking Nick! That was spiteful ¬¬ I don't know what happened between Haley and Joe but I'm sure it wasn't as bad as that! Well hopefully Haley won't find out ...

I turned the corner to see two people making out against the wall. As I got closer I realised who it was.

Keri: Kevin!

Kevin: *breaks away from the girl* Oh hey Keri. Er ...do you mind?

Keri: No. Of course not. I need to go! *I ran past them with tears in my eyes. Okay so we weren't going out, but that still hurt. BOYS ARE SO STUPID!

NORMAL POV

Keri: *crashed into Hannah* Sorry .. oh.

Hannah: What do you mean oh?

Keri: *thinks: oh shit she doesn't know I know about her and Nick* Nothing I -

Hannah: I'm sorry for the whole shouting thing at Haley earlier. But you know I've nothing against you yeah?

Keri: *nodded because her throat was choking up with tears*

Hannah: You alright?

Keri: Kevin ... and ...

Hannah: Oooo you like him?!

Keri: *nodded again*

Hannah: Right. Go back to the dorm I'll take care of him. *Keri leaves and Hannah finds Kevin and walks up to him*

Kevin: Hannah! Have enough of my brother?

Hannah: How could you do that to Keri!

Kevin: What?

Hannah: She likes you, you numpt! And you get with a slut in front of her!

Kevin: *to the girl* Umm can you go away? *the girls leaves angrily* Right start again?

Hannah: NO! *slaps him* Think about it Older Jonas!! *walks off to the dorm*

Kevin: Damn girls are confusing ... *turns the corridor and sees one of his mates. Let's call him Steve :P* OI STEVE! *runs up to him*

Steve: Hey Kev what's up?

Kevin: Quick explanantion on girls -

Steve: Quick?! There's no such thing I'm afraid! *laughs*

Kevin: Well there's some girl who likes me but I didn't know and I got with someone else and they got angry what do I do?

Steve: Ummm ... not much? She should apologize and get over it - you didn't know!

Kevin: Mmmm ...

**NEXT DAY AT LUNCH**

Haley: Man first day of lessons and I've already had English,Maths, Science AND French!

Keri: I know it's well harsh!

Hannah: ...

Haley: Hannah?

Hannah: Fuck off yeah?

Haley: Whoa calm yourself! *looks around the canteen* Oooh girls humiliation opp! *points over to Nick getting off with some girl*

Keri: Perfect! Go on Haley!

Haley: Why me?!

Hannah: Cos we don't want to so stop being stubborn.

Haley: Jeez alright ... *walks over to Nick and the girl* WHOA NICK! *shouting* DOES SHE KNOW YOU HAVE AN STD?! *the girls pulls away disgusted and shocked and runs off with her hands over her mouth. The canteen stare at Nick then start laughing*

Nick: BITCH!

Haley: I believe that's 2 - 0 to us Lil Jonas!

Nick: Lil? I don't think so! *grabs her hand and pulls her out of the canteen into the storage cupboard*

Haley: Er ... what are we doing in here?

Nick: What does it look like? *kisses her neck*

Haley: Umm ... *he finds her sweet spot and she moans. He backs her up into the wall and unbuttons her jeans*
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DUN DUN DUN!

WILL THEY HAVE SEX WHOO KNOWS O.o


ANYBODY WATCH DESERATE HOUSEWIVES?

PORTER SCAVO(L)

I WOULD AFFAIR HIM ANY DAY! :P

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  • r u british...i am ...lol do u live in england...

  • omgeeee. sooo good :)

    and yeeaa, i watch DH :D But poor Porter :( :(

  • waa completely addictive!!!!

    waa post son pleaase!!

    hye did u do the vid in movie maker???

    how do you do so that the images pass by that fast!

  • ahhhhh!!! stupid cliffys

    AHHHH YES I <3 desperate housewives.

  • wow

    instense.

    nice writing.

    i think that haley will find out about Hannah and Nick.

  • post soon =]

  • come on moreeeeeeeee

  • i like the pick at 0:19 =DD AND 0:26. ohh theres dramaerz afloat, them boys r so gullable, lmao!!! and omg no i dont watch that show, do u wach grey's anatomy, srry i felt like asking a random question right then and there =) and STEVEEEEEEE!!!! omg perry the platypus!!! ha ha, a joke with my friend steve, thats how we talk about guys without them knowing, and cuz we r opening a zoo (joe moment)steveo d (the d is for DORK) is my bestest friend and he rawks this planet, love the story, POST SOON!

  • Mores smores!!!!! Lol i'm crazy, don't mind me if I say that :)

  • love it have u herd of the band called ALL TIME LOW?

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