Zef (He' s Still Great)

Lovingly assembled video for King Zef's 20th birthday smash, Zef (He's Still Great) by Akira The Don & The Svenhunter. You want lyrics? We got lyrics!

zef zef he's still great
been that way since 88
he was born into the time of AIDS
but stayed alive for two decades
zef zef he is great
not once did he fluctuate
now he's conquered all his fears
behold his pasage through the years!


it was april 21st
the hundred & eleventh day of the year
after 8 hours of agony
the incredible zef was here
heralded by a red fox
that ran in the path of the car on the way into hospital
and was seen once again on the way back home it suggested that anything's possible

The fourth of four brothers Zeffy quickly worked out-
that to be heard by the world he would have to learn to SHOUT.
So he became a frightful fiend of fiery disposition
Quite capable of influence over impartially-formed decisions.

cute little zef found his smile came in handy
he would beam at his gran who gave him lots of cakes and candy
and he devolped a love for fine food - and lots at that
but never once has he been fat!

Zef formed a band by the name of HEAF
They played Kingsworthy Fete and they gave the crowd grief,
With their ubiquotous brand of generic funk rock,
About as easy on the ear as a brick in a sock.



zef zef he's still great
been that way since 88
in his late teens he took a lover
he swore theyred never be another
zef zef he is great
not once did he fluctuate
he chased her all the way to chester
there their love began to fester


He moved to chester for a girl but then they broke up immediately
all the girls in town came knocking
he admitted them greedily.
He kept protesting 'I'm not emo, man, I'm hip hop, baby'
But the word on the street is he's more Gerard Way then Jay-Z


lazy, sleeping all day never!
zef took to colledge like mccartney took to heather
cockshure, legless, colledge he abandoned
finacially crippled but he don't got a leg to stand on!

Zef is the youngest even though he keeps growing up
We keep trying to loose him lately, but he keeps showing up,
He's been around the block a bit, it's starting to tell,
If he was a cheese he'd be starting to smell.

well well, now he's all grown up
hasn't a job but he doesn't give a
good goddamn cos of all the cool stuff that he's made
and one fine day he just might get paid!


zef zef still great
been that way since 88
he's got a fantastic face
he made my website and its ace
zef zef he is great
not once did he fluctuate
you can hire his services from
imakestufflooknice.com

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• birthday
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[SplinterOfChaos]

He was playing a video game, obviously. I owned that game at one point. I think the name was "Jerk It Quickly".

[zefdakingnohomo]

@kyuubi167 thats touble...

[soccer13pro2007]

ha, word, my birthday's april 21st too, it's a great day IMO, hit the big two one in 4 months!

[kyuubi167]

omg x] my names zeff too

[CBmonkeyHERO]

Great song! Happy Birthday Zef.

[wonchopmonkeyman]

Dunno what he was doing at the end there O___O

[AndrewSpriter]

Happy Birthday Zef!