Why I Love Being A Therapist - (lyrics in description)

My entry for rehab.com's "why I love being a therapist" contest 2010.

Watch out for the remix comin soon!!!!!!!!!!
(yes, i'm serious!)

-- LYRICS --

(Chorus)
O...T...P...T...S...L...P
Oh.....no.... And this is why I love therapy.

(Houman)
Well my first name is Houman, last name Babai
I'm here to tell you why I love therapy
I do therapy thats occupation-AL
and my treatments are sensation-AL
Work to increase your function, nursing home is my junction
OT on my chest like im superman
thats just coz im super...man!
No that pause was no blooper man
Swear I got a patient whos a pooper...man!
I love my pegboard, I keep it in a case....
you got a problem with it come say it to my face!
Depends on the depends
Thats how life ends
Before I go to work I talk about my pull-ups
But when I get to work, they talk about their pull-ups!
Get it!

(Chorus)
O...T...P...T...S...L...P

(Houman)
Medicare, Medicaid or Part B
I dont give a dang as long as they need therapy
Help you get a little stronger, stay up in that chair longer
Help you with your self feeding, anything that your needing
Push your potential to the max
I tell all my patients, yo I got your backs!
Wont let you fall to the flo'
Gonna push you to do some mo'!
Coz if you start to fall, then granny dont worry,
I'll grab that gait belt in a hurry.
Just cant let you go and drop
Or my career will go down as a flop
With my patient on the ground
Patient on the ground
Ill be looking like a fool with my patient on the ground!
With their face on the floor, head turned sideways
hip all cracked with my patient on the ground!
Get it!

(Chorus)
O...T...P...T...S...L...P

(Houman)
I love OT, I work with all females....
LADIES send all your emails.
Now lets take a test in summary
Why do I love therapy?
Is it option A for the glory and the fame?
Maybe ita B no two patients are the same?
Or its C for my patients I got love?
Na man its D... All of the Above!

Area 2....... Territory 3.. ...OHIO.!!

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Tags:

• why i love therapy
• occupational therapy
• rappin OT man

[WhyILoveTherapy]

Thanks everyone!:)

I just haven't had time to make a remix of this but I hope to get to it soon. I'm also coming up with ideas for some other songs so hopefully I can get around to doing those soon!!!

[laurieotr]

Territory 2 Area 8 checking in live from the Jersey Shore - my entire department crowded around the computer to watch this. You had us ON THE FLOOR! Way to go and congratulations on your win!

[alianOT]

HAHAHA I love this, especially the part with the poopers and depends. This explains my fieldwork perfectly. Funny stuff,

[percsrock2000]

Houman this is just funny!