The Ultimate Anti-Health Plan

The Imperial Ministry for Anti-Health brings you a simple 4-step approach to achieving a body that's shapeless and lifeless.

Good day to you, I am the Under Secretary from the Imperial Ministry of Anti Health. It has come to our attention that many people in the world are thinking about losing weight, getting fit and healthy.

This is strictly and most awfully in opposition to our master plan here at the Ministry to increasing peoples weight and make them more prone to sickness and poor health.

Without your help and support we not be able to reach our target of making as many people as obese as possible.

We desperately need your help and support so please join us on our campaign and pass on this email to as many people as possible and together we can make a big difference in the world.

Category:

Howto & Style

Tags:

• Weight Loss
• obesity
• Pete Cohen
• petecohen.tv
• obese
• study
• Diet
• Slimming
• UK
• life coach

[captainyfronts]

Dear Lord and Lady Blobbsworthy,

Thanks for your kind comments - I hope you will post up your magnificent shapelessness soon enough ! ;-)

Pete.

[jdp185]

how true!nice one pete

[joebanyard88]

Bring on the blooper reel!

[danne696]

The Bible of Americans!

[satisfiction]

Anyone attending GSC get sent here by Burrage?

[Headoflingling]

Good work!! Thank you.

[hammersboy72]

Excellent Pete. You should be on TV more mate

[5ch00lbond]

Good . But I lost over 30 lb in one month using weight loss plan from LSWEIGHT(.)INFO

Excellent coverage from a large public media source. Thanks Angela for getting your story out there, you are a heroine. MyRawFoodBlog

[fayejwilliams]

Pete - v funny. Thanks for making me actually laugh today!

[spb233]

Pete, how awfully fanny.......Billy x

[Susanna777]

Dear Chap!

What a wonderful video so delightfully packed with fat-inducing facts. And in black and white too - I miss black and white. All that old fashioned wisdom ! White bread, sugar and good old fried foods.

I look forward to becoming a bigger personality with magnificent shapelessness, thanks to this most excellent advisory video-education.

Grease reigns, what?

Lord and Lady Blobbsworthy