Crisis Core Dub Parody: Chapter Thirteen

Welcome to one of the climaxes of Crisis Core! The TRUE climax is yet to come.

I worked this scene practically to perfection, but there are still some issues.

Expect to see the first scene without the text boxes in FF7. The footsteps are also too loud in that scene. P.S. I do not care that it still says Jenova in that scene.

The sound of the sword "whoosh"es and the slash are Super Smash Bros. sound effects. The sound at 1:47 is the audio from 5:45, without the music.

In Crisis Core, Sephiroth originall said, "Mother." The lines from Sephiroth's speech is vastly unchanged, minus the Hancock reference "Whenever we're together...they attack you through me."

"Sephiroth...you're breaking my heart!" is the beginning of a long string of Star Wars references:
"Sephiroth! Chancellor Susie is evil!"
"You were my brother, Sephiroth! I loved you!"
"You...were supposed to bring balance to the force! Not leave it in darkness!"
"I hate you!"
"Cloud...it's over! He has the high ground." "You underestimate my power!"

Up_Lift said, "I am the Chosen One...I have been chosen to take the rule of this planet!" too fast. If you notice I sped up the video when Sephiroth wasn't talking.

The editing of "SUSIE" is bad on purpose. In fact, I remember now that it was originally elderblackpuddin's idea to call Jenova Susie. That was about, what, three years ago now? Wow.

...right. Cloud stabs Sephiroth with no wound or blood.

"You underestimate my power!" is Cloud's ONLY line in the entire chapter.

"Hands off my bread!" Falco. Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
"No way! I don't believe it!" Star Wolf. StarFox 64.

8:13 is the last squeak in Crisis Core.

And did nobody notice that Sephiroth didn't say "Bleah"? :3 I wonder why that is.

"Dish ish Shnake. I'm done here." Brawl reference again.

Well, bye-bye Sephy. Up_Lift, you did an amazing job. Can't wait until our next project!

All vids thanks to http://www.silenttweak.net

--Kyol

Kyol as Zack
Up_Lift as Sephiroth
Kyol as Cloud
Comical as Hojo

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Final
• Fantasy
• VII
• Crisis
• Core
• Abridged
• Dub
• parody
• Series
• Sephiroth
• Genesis
• Zack
• Cloud
• Susie
• Jenova

[EndlessEyesOfFate]

Damn! Zack's voice in this is oh so incredibly sexual it's not even funny after a while you just have to bare it LMAO! *Goes to get some ice*

[SonsofSatire]

O_o

...thanks?

[FinalFantasyBabez]

xDD Sephiroths voice is sexuall ;)

LMFAO AT THE SQUEAKY SHOES!! XDDDDD

[bakura06ryou]

the sqeaky shoes were hilarious lol XD and kudos for the star wars qoutes! XD

[AlashiaTuol]

So now that Cloud and Zack are going to be experimented on, are they going to have squeaky shoes?...

[Relizithians]

Ceroooooo!! Haha kidding

[zaqareemalcolm]

HANDS OFF MAI BRED!!!

[LolGurrl91]

2:02 They forgot to past the name Susie over the top of the door! D: Fail! But still, this is friggen awesome!!

[bluebankai061464]

the squeaky shoes of evil killed the moment

[LolGurrl91]

Sephiroth's squeaky shoes ruin every bad ass moment, yet they make things better! LOL! XDDDD Get's me every time, i always look forward to seeing him in these parodies :3

[ff7parodymanics]

that one dislike person is corrupted suzie cells sephiroth zack and cloud must use the force to defeat them XD

[TheInstantClassic1]

Thank you; I officially will never look at Sephiroth walking through fire without hearing those squeaky shoes. LMFAO I love this series!!!

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

Hey, you didn't work Susie's name into the scene with the original game's graphics!

[lightbrownwolf1000]

sephiroth (the hero) genesis (the crybaby who kept complaining because he couldnt be a hero like sephiroth) angeal (the guy who was tired from the crybaby whining all the time and was christian so he wouldnt commit suicide so he thus tricked zack into killing him damning zack into eternal hell but angeal didnt care because he would be happy just to get away from genesis' crying)