Classic Kung-Fu Cinema: Fatman Porkus versus Sin Yi at Guan Du

An unearthed classic movie from the 70s, this movie was done in association with the Shaw Brothers and was to be the first part of an epic trilogy. It was to be the tale of one mans quest to find a box of twinkies and McDonalds in feudal China during the Three Kingdoms Era. Boasting a lavish budget and some of the top names of the day, the movie was generating excitement even before the media had a chance to break the story. Unfortunately, production was halted and the movie left unfinished when the fatman got diabetes and died when his sister stole all his money and used it on tampons. Props to RandomVideoDump for uploading this video. You're the man.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• disgustingly
• fat
• weeaboo
• trying
• to
• give
• self
• heart
• attack
• abusive
• sister
• randomvideodump
• rocks
• the
• socks

[weegiebam]

swoosh mofo!

[iSTRIP4subs]

i wish to learn the art...of the fat ass

[goatphilososphy]

looks like fun

[boondock10000]

ROFLMAO xD

[chrome1371]

HOLY CRAP THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!

[chrome1371]

Fucking hilarious!!!

[Skeletonwitharaygun]

Holy fuck..

The video was hilarious by itself..

But your edit and description had me in tears.

[idiopaltd]

OH Dear God