Jim Carrey - Canada

funny stand up of Jim Carrey talking about canada

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  Comedy

[timmy0890]

Yeah the drunk polar bears that play hockey are so cool :p my igloo collapses when they shoot the hockey puck too hard eh

[noah carberry]

That shirt is definitely in living color ;)

[WantYourSoul]

Oh man, I hate it when the polar bears make my igloos collapse. My sled dogs hate all the moose scaring the beavers in front of the sled. Oh, I forgot to say eh, eh.

[TheRedEGamer]

Everything in this is true

[xraven777x]

dont worry about jethrodassam ..he was kicked out of canada for stinking up our garbage dumpsters!!

[Hal Barbour]

During the Iranian Hostage crisis, the Canadians got out 6 Americans from Tehran, if they would have been caught would have suffered the same fate.Canada is the US largest trading partner, we get the majority of our oil from Canada, we have the longest, most friendly border with Canada in the world. We have been Allies, friends, share a common culture, & values. I'm surprised you could type on a keyboard with your hands, don't your knuckles hurt after dragging them on the ground all day? Moron!

[Hal Barbour]

It could be argued that because Canada is larger than the US, that they are really "American" since they have the majority of the North AMERICAN continent. Why are we called Americans when there are other people in the land mass who also are here are not. I suppose we can't call ourselves "'United Stater's,"...I live in Michigan, so I have many times visited your beautiful country, and have been well received, thanks

[daniel urrego]

Google chrome shirt, dude.

[canuck21]

You would be surprised how many foreigners work in Silicon Valley. They contribute to the American economy much more than you think, yet some Americans are so freaking stupid to realize this.

Without foreigners, Americans would not go to the moon. Ever heard of Wernher von Braun? Yeah, thanks to a few Nazis, the US caught up the the Soviets in the Space race.

[canuck21]

Many industries use foreigners and Hollywood is no different. Hugh Jackman, Ewan McGregor, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds, Russell Crowe, Gerard Butler, Christian Bale, Keanu Reeves and so many others are foreigners. Hollywood wants their talent and my cousin's company also wants his talent. They are no different from my cousin. Do you consider them as leeches too?

[canuck21]

Your attitude and mentality are exactly why so many hate Americans. You're so freaking ignorant and self-centered. We can make money in Canada, but American companies pay more. Why? Because they want the most qualified workers, that's why. My cousin is there because he's a good engineer. Many foreigners are actually helping your economy. The US is innovative because it attracts the best from all around the world. Don't think you're all alone in your success. A success that may not last.