(Funny Raps) - Fantasy Football Rap

(Funny Raps) - Fantasy Football Rap

http://www.fantasycouch.com If you are looking for funny raps this is the best fantasy football rap ever. This actually has some great lyrics and features the talented fantasy football guru rapping about true experiences in his fantasy football draft. From personal issues that can rise up just before a live fantasy football draft, to dealing with the pressure of the first overall pick, to funny fantasy football names that are gaining popularity. The entire funny fantasy football rap is only ninety seconds but very entertaining. Other topics include the hamstring MRI of Arian Foster, the holdout situation of Chris Johnson, the Madden Curse, Peyton Manning's neck injury, Mike Vick, and a play on many NFL players' names. Other than giving great tips, fantasy football guru Huseyin The Brain can also bust some funny raps. Brought to you by Fantasy Couch. Here are the lyrics.

Fantasy Football rap over some brain tracks.
It's fosters for beer so why are you sipping Pabst?
I got the first pick but even worse than that,
I got diarrhea right before my fantasy draft.
Should I shock the world and draft CJ2K?
If he's holding out then the answer is no way.
I'd rather go AP, AD (All Day)
Or Andre Johnson, that's what I say.

I could go Mike Vick but shush.
I'd have to go to my pit and say I'm sorry bitch!
But I would never do that.
That would be ugly like Deion's bust before the do-rag.

I chose AP over Foster.
Now it's on to the second pick of my roster
I'd rather smoke a LaGerrette Blount than a Dwayne Bowe.
Get high and find me somewhere over Dwayne Bowe.

I'm in a mock draft. Even at the party.
What's my team name? Not too Matt Shaub by.
Got the best team and I'm on one.
And my sleepers, they are all home runs.

Stafford's shoulder is made of recycled paper.
If Peyton takes one hit then he'll turn into vapor.
My backup quarterback might be my savior.
Playing mind games with the trades Like Doctor Xavier.

Should I go with Frank Gore or draft McFadden first?
And everyone is scared of Peyton Hillis because of the Madden Curse.
I enter the draft without any doubts, because i visit the best site Fantasy Couch

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[TYTHAARTIST]

haha i got ray rice at 6 and foster at 5 in both of my other leagues

[TheMikeMital]

wow u really went HAM on this 1 brain...lol deion's bust b4 the doorag!!

[jordanshippley]

this 1 clean brain

[TheMikeMital]

this is hot fire lol

[TYTHAARTIST]

@sidbuttkiss i took foster over mccoy/vick. i would have took rice in all leagues but he went top 3 first 2 drafts

[ronniegoldstein6996]

funny raps brain

[sidbuttkiss]

deons bust b4 the doorag. killer line

[sidbuttkiss]

@TYTHAARTIST ray rice is a beast. foster is could be the bust of the year

[silverblackpirate]

these videos are dope aye last week you had mcfadden and now a dope rap fantasy couch for life!

[portercobrakevin1]

Go head B.

[edreeder20]

This video is legendary. Gotta put this on the ipod

[edreeder20]

@TYTHAARTIST I got rice at no5. he is going to beast this year