You Christians are calling me mud?!?

A humorous parody of many general Christian responses to evolution and atheism, tied together with what hopefully resembles wit. Hopefully a few splashes of real knowledge crept into it as well.

If man was made from dirt, why is there still dirt?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• atheism
• evolution
• Christianity
• religion
• mud
• dirt
• insults
• parody
• humor
• Tatarize
• science
• atheists
• life

[bellymanbutton]

If we were made from apes why are there still apes

[Tatarize]

@bellymanbutton I have to assume you're joking. Though, I am torn as there's huge numbers of people exactly that confused.

[suzywao]

"If man was made from dirt, why is there still dirt?"

Between this, and your responses to those who have commented on this video, I think I may be in love.

This video is absolutely fantastic and spot on, as are your comments in reply to those who are asking questions. It is sad to think that those who don't accept evolution as fact simply don't understand it.

Anyway, the combination of all these things will definitely be leading me to favorite your video and see what else you have in store.

[Tatarize]

@suzywao Thank you for your kind words.

[SSHPCS2]

You are mud if you dont show up for the rap battle

[bellymanbutton]

@Tatarize i am joking

[thegreatapologist]

We Christians never believed that man was made from F***ing mud. We believe that man was made from normal mud.

[Bettinajanet]

bahahahaha "pissed of their sky daddy who later kills himself because of it"

[Tatarize]

We're not. In fact, every human is host for a trillion bacteria. We are drenched in their domination and are indebted to them to live.

However as far as mammals go, the only creatures close are the creatures who have ridden our coattails into domestication. Society and technology are novel traits and pretty well dwarfs biological change. There's a number of good reasons humans do pretty well.

[EmmanuelTromboner]

Why do you suppose were the only creature that is this "dominant?"