Khalid bin Jizin - The Unknown Terrorist

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Just doing this as a favor to a friend whose (distant) cousin is a terrorist somewhere in the Middle East and Central Asia. My guess is that he's in Afghanistan, but that's all I can really say at this point. All editing was done by me. I edited it down from the original 10 minutes and removed some sensitive information about his location and about Coalition operations in the region.

Khalid bin Jizin is a terrorist, probably somewhere in Afghanistan. He claims to have been fighting as a jihadist for over 20 years, but has yet to master keeping his headscarf on. Good for a laugh, tbh.

(ROUGH) TRANSCRIPT:
"Hello. I am Khalid bin Jizin. You probably never heard of me. Well that's going to change now, I assure you. I have been very active in the jihad and the general resistance against America, Israel, and the West for over 20 years. For the last 10 years, I sent over 120 tapes, and even a few DVDs lately only to Al Jazeera. And, uh, none have been aired. No, not one.

"I sent video tapes of actual plots, you know, like, "We're going to bomb this and we're going to attack that, and blah, blah, blah." You know, I've been talking sh*t about America, Israel, all this stuff into the tapes. I've been doing training tapes, showing you like (machine gun noise). I've been sending all these tapes and these are like six-hour tapes here. Six hours of footage that I'm sending. And like I said, I send DVDs lately, the latest technology high definition. And they didn't air one, not even one little clip.

"And you know what the worst part is? I send in over 120 tapes, all this, you know, sending like hundreds of hours of me and, you know, and fellow mujahideen training. And, nothing. Yet someone finds a little minute clip of some guy who looks like maybe he's bin Laden. He's got a beard and a turban. Y'know, taking a dump in the woods. And they start airing it, they're like, "Holy sh*t, it's Osama bin Laden, let's put this on." And then the Western media, they're like "Oh---" And they don't even know if it's him or not or if it's not some old clip of him from years ago. (inaudible) That pisses me off. That's why I say, I want Al Jazeera to suck a camel's d*ck. And I want a camel to f*ck the Western media.

"I don't need you any more. You know why? Because there's this other thing, media, which is very accessible. It's called the internet, okay? And my cousin in the West, he knows a guy who can take my video that I'm taping now and put it on the internet for people to see. What do you think about that? Yeah, that's what I thought. I'm going to take this and I'm going to send it with a courier I'm going to send to one of my other cousins who is going to send it to my other cousin in the West who is going to give it to this guy who is... I don't know who he is, some Christian guy, I don't know. He's going to give it to him and he's going to put it on the internet. He says it's going to go on a viewtube or something. And apparently people watch this viewtube. A lot of people. So hopefully this is going to get some exposure. People are going to know who Khalid bin Jizin is, for once.

"You're probably thinking, "Khalid what are you doing making video tapes and sending them off to a viewtube? Why aren't you fighting?" Well that's a good question. You don't have to hold a gun, or a knife, you know machete, you don't have to wield a grenade, have a RPG. You don't need that to fight, first of all. You can fight with the pen. You can fight in another way. But truthfully, I am recuperating from a slight injury. I've got some shrapnel in my thigh and ass. It's healing up pretty good. There was an attack, a raid, by some- Somebody must have tipped them off. We thought we were completely safe. These guys come in, they- And a lot of our guys died. A couple others made it but were injured, we got right away we survived.

"I am here with one of my wives, and two other [injured] fighters with their wives, and also two other fighters who are not injured but they're here helping us out. So yeah, we're here and I figure since I'm here might as well do something productive. And share a little video. Maybe, hopefully I get some exposure or something. Hopefully people will start to know that there is more to jihad than the big faces you see on the TV screens with Osama bin Laden and all this bullsh*t, right? F*cking Osama bin Laden. Always stealing the f*cking show. Anyway, I don't know what to say. Let's turn this thing off.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• terrorism
• terrorist
• islamic
• fundamentalism
• iraq
• afghanistan
• mujahid
• mujahideen
• bush
• 9/11
• cia

[Lionsoftheummah]

what the hell is this jewish propaganda shit?

[jundAllaah]

buuuuuuul shit! most of the white men dont fight for a rightious cause i am sorry to say they fight for money and fame etc.

[hux5150]

If this is a joke ha! & if this is real you are a total moron for doing this! I

[trianglepoints]

we AMERICANS JUST WANT YOU DEAD...GO BLOW YOURSELF...AND DIE,,,YOU FOOL...GO KILL YOURSELF...idiot muslim fool...we ARE going to BURN a lot of koran"s....you hide from your self ...silly fool:...you have been so lied,,tooo all your life..you ARE A SUCKER

[khattakcr]

this is Jewish propaganda

[peteyg1]

Are you new to youtube?

87% of users are dumb as shit

[anklebreaka03]

Listen you retards this isn't a real video!! How stupid can u guys be, holyy shit...really you people spewing all this garbage must be idiots to not understand that this isn't real.

[fondness1012]

One bullet....right between the eyes!!!

[astrofearon]

why don't they just show there faces it's just gonna fly in different directions when they flick that little switch in there bag anyway

[jcr960daddy]

Thiz guy is a pussy won't show his face wat a faggg for real stupid bitch if I ever see his ass I'm goin to stab thiz mother fucker stupid hoe I'm goin to put a bom up ur ass n see wat hapeens to it!!!!!!!!!

[taadhi2003]

Look at this guy, hiding in veil (burqa) , that's why france want to ban burqa in  public place ..now man in veil can be a suicide bomber as well...who knows ?