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Uploaded by on Jul 19, 2011

Hail to the King...Corporation

They all are, they always were.
From time immemorial, they never die, because they never existed.
The Magic of the Fiction. The Reality of Belief.
Better, when you have enough actors, that everyone believes it.

Welcome to the OLDEST "Reality Show"...World-Wide, throughout all History (HisStory).

Brief Synopsis-
The King gets an idea one day. Tells everyone he is King, because his buddies the Bankers (in their Bank Courts), along with his buddies elsewhere (like an Emperor of France and Spain), said so.

And they, getting a great cut, and being corporations already, walk around
telling everyone, he is indeed a King because the King told them, and they told him...so he MUST be, because that is how it works, in mythology.

Oh...and one day, magically, "Super Duper Kingship" appeared (Admiralty), and he somehow "owned" all of the sea, the land, and the land under the sea, and all of the sea he couldn't see, even seas he never saw, because the dudes that write the "Scripts" called "Law"....said so. He agreed. And they told everyone else...so it must be true.

And when he was scared, and they were scared...they got smart.
They waved their magic wands, flapped their hands, croaked out some
turkey gobble (ALAKAZAM BAMBOOZLE!), and ALL the actors were corporations, so nobody up top, was left on bottom.

Then they hired private security, because you know how non-actors-guild people are. Scab labor always get uppity.

That way, the "Reality Show" can continue forever, just like the "King" and "Crown" corporation can. (That was the "Smart", here comes the stupid...or was it?).

They wrote it down...and forgot quite a bit of what they were doing.
They also forgot- Not everyone likes Shakespeare, Aristotle, or Plato.

The show gets modified scripts quite a bit, right before they go live.
Sometimes, peeps in your own union just want to go on strike to be asses.

Then one day, magically...they did the same to America, the home of Pro
-Wrestling, where it is all real, just ask them, they will be happy to tell you.
If that isn't good enough, they will hire their friends like Benjamin Franklin,
and Thomas Paine, to print scripts up (for a nominal fee, of course).

And everyone got in a corporation huddle...agreed, and told everyone
else they said so, and so....it MUST be TRUE.

George Washington, and the "Original Season 1 Cast", seemed to have a
great time. Hey...look how much they got out of it as it was.

Funny how life is like that, especially the fictional character ones.
Only Stephen King, Glenn Cook, and Brian Rickman, could do better fiction than this. (One Exception- MACV-SOG, and the CIA).

And now you know, as it was said, "The Rest of the Story".

Just remember, they are trying to close out this chapter, and start a new book.

If you like...write a different ending, and tell everyone about it...after all, it MUST be TRUE...because you walked around, said so, waved your wand, flapped your hands, and ALAKAZAM BAMBOOZLE!...and I agree to it.

Books are like that. Sometimes, you just love or hate the Author for no reason.

Or for a damned good one.

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  • "Magistrate"-

    "Magis"- Magician + "Trate" ("Trait", see also: "Trey") - "A pen or pencil stroke. "

    "Magistrate" = "A Magician and his Spell...because he said so."

    ("Trey"- A playing card or dice...with three marks on it. AKA- "Rule of Three"...or the Pyramid/Triangle...what fun, the ancient magic of words!)

  • @westernciviliznation It most assuredly, is one of the best ever. I can NEVER fault the absolute...GENIUS of the writers (though I can fault the actors). What season are we in? About season 5,000 I would imagine...hahahaha!

  • The script is a masterpiece, Sir.

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