How about the everlasting erection? Looks like a zipper, when you squeeze it the penis unfurls like a gracious butterfly from its cocoon of maturation. I expect my PM tomorrow kthx
Built using a low voltage static charge everytime you shake it!
A few shakes and ZZZAP!... Say goodbye to those annoyingly long queues in the supermarket... Goodbye to that annoying guy that keeps talking to you about stuff you don't even CARE about!...
Zap away all those hours of boredom on your brother or sister... Or parents!
Are those people across the room are starring at you again becuase you look strange?... ZAP 'EM! ZAP 'EM! GOTTA ZZZAP 'EM ALL!
An everlasting scab! Bonus if it's on a bandaid. Your cut would heal faster without you picking at it, but with the everlasting scab bandaid you'd still get the perverse pleasure of scratching off crusty scabs.
And if you're a real addict you can just slap it on things and go at it!
Everlasting flatulance. Ever let one ripp and feel especialy proud if it was a real stinker. Bottled in the shape of a finger. Endless fun at parties and overcrowded elevators. You could market it with different flavours(for lack of a polite term) and tell pple to collect them all. Say one after indian curry or baked beans.
This is hilarious. I now want an everlasting edamame...and I'm not even a toy person.
vijaya16 3 years ago
lol... i know ppl who would go crazy for that!! hehe:)
jameslikebond 3 years ago
Is the offer still on??
How about the everlasting erection? Looks like a zipper, when you squeeze it the penis unfurls like a gracious butterfly from its cocoon of maturation. I expect my PM tomorrow kthx
xavtastic 3 years ago 2
btw it's CHRIS/Abcqetwk/Dr. Gonzo on EAN. :D
May I have one of those bean things please. :P
Abcqetwk 3 years ago
The EVERLASTING TAISER!
Built using a low voltage static charge everytime you shake it!
A few shakes and ZZZAP!... Say goodbye to those annoyingly long queues in the supermarket... Goodbye to that annoying guy that keeps talking to you about stuff you don't even CARE about!...
Zap away all those hours of boredom on your brother or sister... Or parents!
Are those people across the room are starring at you again becuase you look strange?... ZAP 'EM! ZAP 'EM! GOTTA ZZZAP 'EM ALL!
RAWRRR!
Abcqetwk 3 years ago
Oh wait, better still, an everlasting pimple popping thingy! Aaaah, I'm actually getting heart palpitaions just thinking about it.
Amizadai 3 years ago
An everlasting scab! Bonus if it's on a bandaid. Your cut would heal faster without you picking at it, but with the everlasting scab bandaid you'd still get the perverse pleasure of scratching off crusty scabs.
And if you're a real addict you can just slap it on things and go at it!
Amizadai 3 years ago 2
lol "poppity pop pop (and then nasty porn sound)".. ? no more guiness for you while ur making videos!
DraehBaez 3 years ago
Everlasting flatulance. Ever let one ripp and feel especialy proud if it was a real stinker. Bottled in the shape of a finger. Endless fun at parties and overcrowded elevators. You could market it with different flavours(for lack of a polite term) and tell pple to collect them all. Say one after indian curry or baked beans.
Odd3y 3 years ago
the everlasting condom unravel-er! complimentary penis. oh yes..
miiintie 3 years ago