Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels Joke Scene
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Uploaded by erdoni on Dec 6, 2008
Soap is telling a joke in the car.
There's this brass standing on the corner. A dwarf walks up carrying a suitcase says,
-How much?
She says,
-A oner
He says,
-All right
Takes her to the room, says,
-Take clothes off, get on the bed
She lays down on the bed. Dwarf opens the suitcase and pulls out four springs. Puts one on each hand and foot, bounces over and gets on top of her. Boing, bouncin' up and down, boing boing, gives her the best shag she's ever had in her life. He's on her for two hours, boing boing. Bounces off after a while and it was the best fuck she has ever had in her life.
She's like,
-I'm sorry but that was just amazing, that was the best fuck I've ever had in my life. What technique d'you call that?
He says,
-Four Spring Dwarf Technique
(Vorsprung durch Technik - Audi Slogan)
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LOL xD i didn't see this in the movie..i like tom's laugh ! xD
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ha ha soap were did you learn that joke? lol
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@vengonktular No Audis are the best cars ever...so its just you sorry
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isit mean audi car sucks or what?
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me neither :)))
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MMM::::...I didnt get that joke LOL
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fourspringdwarf technique, as in Audi's slogan vorsprungdurch technic
mhali2eld 2 years ago 7
still waiting for something decent from guy ritchie since snatch. (rockinrolla didnt quite hit it)
baddmanaz 2 years ago 3