The Halloween Rap

Chumburg and Wallstreet Present The Halloween Rap!
MUSIC VIDEO COMING SOON

LYRICS:

Christmas is good but Halloween is betta'
My ghost costume makes all the chicks wetta'
I use my bed sheet cause I ain't got no chedda'
I heard it's gonna be cold so I wore my sweata'

October 31st rolls around this time of year
Walk into the streets strikin' all the kids with all the fear
I'm very superstitious so let's not get very vicious
And if I break a mirror, I'll be swimming with the fishes
I'm walkin down my street, it's called spooky lane
All the adults lookin' at me like I've gone insane
Hey, I'm only 16, I'm just wantin' some candy
While you sit up on your porch, just drinkin your

Brandy
I love the snickers, twix, milky way, and reeses
I dunno about the cups but I love the pieces
How about them health freaks handin' out the raisins?
Man, Halloweens for chocolate, you don't know what I'm cravin

A sugar high is what I'm seekin' and I'm gonna' start freakin'
And I need my fix now before I start shrieking
I'm done with trick or treating, how about a haunted house?
Creepyworld is what I'm thinkin'
Nah, The Darkness is the bowss!

After an hour long drive we pull up to the place
So many special effects, it looks like outer space
We got the fog, the lights, and the 3 hour line
I've been standin' here for 2 and I'm losin' my mind

After quite a bit of waitin' we get through the gate
Then a monster starts screamin' "HATERS GONNA HATE"
A zombie with a chainsaw comes out of the trees
My friend's bladder is small so he starts to pee (OH NO!)

We get outta' there quick and head back to our crib
We're so scared like babies while we're droolin' on our bib
Pull up in the driveway and get out of the car
Sprint into my house where my pillows are

I pass out on the couch and start havin' a nightmare
Oh and here comes Freddy Kreuger and his claws of despair
Dude, it's just a dream, wake up, get some air
It's thanksgiving morning and we've gotta' prepare

Dude, I saw Freddy Kreuger and I know you think I'm bluffin'
Man, shutup! We gotta go buy some stuffin'
Did you say stuffin'? I thought it was October
Dude, no it's thanksgiving, are you even sober?
Aw man!

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