Blame It (YuGiOh parody)

Yeah, so I wrote this just recently for CardGamesFTW as a joke, so I really have no excuse for anything. Hope you enjoy my terrible Mika impression/second attempt at parody writing~ :]

Original song is Blame it on the Girls by Mika.

Lyrics:

So I walked into this room and saw my boss
And he said "Screw the rules, I have money"
And I saw his gold credit card, and I saw the way his jacket was tailored
And I saw the unconscious old man on his floor surrounded by duel monsters cards and I said
"Dude. You're probably gonna get arrested for this."

He's a child billionare with time on his hands
And a multi-million company.
But this'll land him in the clink, I think
It's hard for me to see how he can be so at ease

That's someone's grandpa on the floor
What's the matter?
I hear sirens coming from the door.
Were those holograms--?
You're smiling so insidiously.
'Push the blame on poor people like me'?

Blame it on the girl with the giant boobs
Blame it on Mokuba, who keeps bothering you
Blame it on Yugi for winning your duels
Blame it on your father but--oh wait, he's dead

Blame it on the girl
Blame it on that boy
Blame it on the girl
Blame it on that boy

I know you're feeling pretty smug from almost killing a guy
And the rules just got totally screwed
But he's slowly coming to,
And looks angry at you
I'm pretty sure he's going to sue

I'm filing a witness report
There's the cops
Yes, of course I'll testify in court
What's the matter?
Oh, you're wondering what the hell to do
Not feeling so lucky, are you?

Blame it on the girl with the friendship speech
Blame it on that guy who married the beach.
Blame it on your mother leaving you behind
Blame it on your father but--nope, still dead

Blame it on the poor
Blame it on the boys
Blame it on the poor
Blame it on the boys

Blame it on the poor
Blame it on the boys
Blame it on the poor
Blame it on the boys

He's a child billionare with time on his hands
And a multi-million company.
But I somehow managed to take the fall
(talking)Seriously, no one thought of pressing charges?! Is it because I'm poor? What the hell?

Blame it on the rules that just got screwed
Blame it on the cops who got paid off in food
Blame it on the recent economic dive
At least my father is still alive.

Blame it on the girls
Blame it on the boys
Blame it on the girls
Blame it on the boys

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[SilverPayn]

Personally, I blame the rap music.

[rimmer4921]

I got to see this live at London Anime Convention, so frickin' good.

[Lyoko4Lyfe]

can you please give a download link for this song? I love it! awesome singing!

[scaremoe]

XDDDDD Oh that's right, you dont have one!!!

[loppytaffy]

@rainystone3 (I've seen the wedding video. I cried.)

[catsblood15]

A+ :D

[CloneXIV]

"That's it, Moto. You're *beep* dead!"

[Sicowkaksin]

@LiLMarikAbridged1 vidtomp3 is better and actually works unlike listentoyoutube

[Cereghini]

@rainystone3

Cool. I guess LK won't be pressing charges then. XD

[rainystone3]

@Cereghini I'm positive, I follow them on twitter like a boss

[Cereghini]

@rainystone3

She's LK's wife? Are you sure about that? I didn't know Martin was married.

[rainystone3]

@Cereghini Seeing how LK is married to her, I dont think he'll be sewing her xDDD