Super Grip Lock - the Grandparents

"Do you hear something at the front door?"

Yes, I hear DEATH coming for you, elderly one!

SUPER GRIP LOCK will keep your grandparents alive forever, guaranteed! Without SUPER GRIP LOCK on every door, window, pet, light bulb, knife, pill bottle, gun, gun cabinet, toilet seat, and television set, your grandparents ARE AS PRACTICALLY DEAD.

There is nothing worse than packing up the kids into the minivan, loading up food and presents and good tidings into the back, and driving all the way across town to see the family but YOU CAN'T because THEY'RE DEAD because they didn't have SUPER GRIP LOCK and now grandma's been stabbed thirty times and grandpa's been thrown off the balcony out back and got impaled on a garden gnome and now Little Suzy is screaming and Timmy's crying and he won't play baseball anymore and your wife won't talk to you because her parents are dead and all this because they didn't have SUPER GRIP LOCK!

SUPER GRIP LOCK: it will save your marriage, it will save your parents-in-law, it will KEEP OLD PEOPLE ALIVE FOREVER. Don't let armed thugs beat and savage your grandparents' supple, elderly flesh! Protect them with SUPER GRIP LOCK!

SUPER GRIP LOCK prevents home intrusions from :giant wasps dressed as postal carriers! Space aliens pretending to be friendly but they're really not because they're going to kill you and dress up in your skin! Robbers who don't even have a gimmick, they just want to break in and beat people up and stuff! Sharks! Bees! Mexicans! Those meddling kids from Scooby Doo! If you don't have SUPER GRIP LOCK, all of these dangers to your grandparents can AND WILL BREAK INTO THEIR HOME and MURDER THEM OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• super
• grip
• lock
• home
• security
• funny
• commercial

[Shadoweangel]

Haha, I bought super grip lock and now I'll never get my inheritance! Buy super grip lock now!

[MediaWorldProduction]

Alas! Your inheritance is lost to the ages, for now your wrinkly old grandparents are immortals! Like Nosferatu, except with better saving throws against holy water. Such is the magnificent power of SUPER GRIP LOCK!

[conker1207]

my god thats horrible acting.

[MediaWorldProduction]

That is because it is not acting! It is real home footage captured in the final moments of old peoples' lives before they were brutally murdered by criminals intent on stealing their medicine! SUPER GRIP LOCK will keep old people alive for ever and ever!

[Fullmetalpizza]

"SUPER GRIP LOCK will keep old people alive for ever and ever!" That is until they pass on of course. Or...maybe the super grip lock is a fountain of youth too?!

[MediaWorldProduction]

Old people will not pine for the fjords, pass on, be no more, cease to be, expire and go to meet their maker, become a stiff, berift of life, rest in peace, push up daisies (if you don't nail them to their perch), have metabolic processes referred to as "history," be off the twig, kick the bucket, shuffle off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile, or become ex-old people if you have SUPER GRIP LOCK!!

[nobbjob]

omg its so bad that its good

[GovnaBevlay]

Old people make out sesh at the end!!

MMmmm!!

[Kamil576]

Lmaooooo worst acting ever

[zxeypo09v]

true this ia a good produckt but u can kick in the door in less then 45 secons try the unlmeted lock

[davedavedude]

lmao i love cheesy crap like this!

[imassbbfan]

Omfg... This is an achual product...