lavalife dating story

boots talk about a lavalife date gone wrong, very wrong

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[xjuice207x]

So if you are meeting women from sketchy photos what does that say about you?

...Your intelligent over use of the word "Fuckin" says it all....

[bootsdaclown]

@xjuice207x i like to say fuck, yknow like fuck you, fuck your mother, fuck your mouth...fuckity fuck fuck, it just feels so good to say fuck. you fuck.

[croakloser]

Yeah you should meet all the guys i have met who have lied about their age , their height, hair, marital status ,kids etc... . Funny how a man will tell you he is 6 feet tall when really he is 5,5 . Lying goes on from both sexes my dear.

[bootsdaclown]

I'm not saying men don't lie either, but I haven't dated any men on lava life so I wouldn't know!! But I'm sure you are right.

[TheOriginalGDahl]

Wow you're an asshole.

[Physicspilot]

"..I don't have any pictures right now" = .."we're busy "Photoshopping" all the available ones"!

[Physicspilot]

@bootsdaclown LOL...man easy!

[blueshark2010]

Hmmm.. I had the opposite experience about 8 years ago. I was only in the intimate category. I pretty much banged every chick I met, and I would only consider myself average looking, and in good shape. Some were only like 6 out of 10, a few chubby chicks, But I also hooked up with a few strippers, and chicks that were out right sluts that pretty much did everything. Of course, I used a fake name and never let them come to my place. Good times man :)

[ty1977]

hahaha good for you bro fuck she lied to you so why should you get fucked over twice from her. 1. sexy face shots can still mean their a deuce

2. pics taken angled and from above their head can mean double chin

3. when they say their curvy they mean Fat.

4. Average can even be queen size borderline

5.trying to quit smoking means bullshit

6.a good pic means 49 previous ones she took with her cell were terrible

7. anything that is ''prefer not to say'' is a gamble

9.Sunglasses hide ugly

6.

[kambridge967]

Thats her fat fault for lieing!!!

[treschics]

hahaha..LOL ..This is too funny!!! I would do the same thing and I'm a girl!!!

[HEBisreal]

@bootsdaclown fuck ya

[hectorsalina]

you talk funny like a canadian hillbilly, but you're cool with me. nice drawing of the phantom on your wall!

[guyincognito84]

hahahahaha funny shit bro