Noob Make MMORPG

!This is not made by me!
!Author :Yurithebest !
Original SWF
http://img58.imageshack.us/my.php?image=noobmakemmorpgqj4.swf

It is an genius representation of a noob trying to make an MMORPG. I'm a game programmer and I know what making games involve, if you don't consider this funny, guess what ? your a noob!

Just in case you can't understand what he says, here's my translation (95% accurate) :

Oh, I like computer games, especially on-line ones. I think I want to make THE BEST GAME EVER !!
I will make an MMORPG where you start off in a medieval village, and later build them all and then you can become a space commander. This game will RULE! IT WILL BE THE BEST GAME EVER !!
Hm... let's see... To make a 3D game you need to... programming... 3D design... bla-bla-bla ! Hm... Oh... 3D Engine ! There we go !
Hm... Graphics design is hard. I think... I will just learn programming and get a 3D modeller to do all my 3D work. There are thousands of them out there who have done it better anyways.
Who knew ? Programming & 3D game would be hard hard work and BEYOND my comprehension.
I KNOW ! I'll get a programmer or two, and gain my rightful role as project leader, I'll get ALL THE GLORY !!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• MMORPG
• gamedev
• parody

[TheDoomWarrior]

I recently started learning C++.... I understand it (I think),but I don't really see how it ties in with making games.

[cippyboy]

Yeah, that's the feeling most students get when they learn programming. The thing is, what you learned was probably DOS programming. First, get a good look at how Win32 programming looks like, then look into 3D APIs like DirectX or OpenGL. You'll eventually realize there's a lot of C++ involved to show just one triangle on the screen :D

[Mangafreak20]

Oh mein gott!

So stell ich mir die macher von dark orbit for.^^

[TionyMarr]

I think it is easy to understand why so many people hate this video .. people hate the truth.

[LaVivaGan]

Learn C#, learn how to create a simple server and client console pair.

Use OpenTK with C# to draw 2D quad textures to a screen, and log inputs pressed while inside the application. (AKA Left, Right, Up... etc)

Allow one of the textures (A Red box) to move according to inputs

Now create another box that moves according to the second inputs

Use the Server app inside the FormWindow, and map the other player to the sent inputs from the client. This should be arbitrary

It's not pretty, but basic

[sipher100]

that would be one dumb game

[valentinus23]

what the hell is wrong with this video?

[lurviQ]

I went to eclipse forums(mmorpg maker) and saw a topic:

"Hello!!! i have a great idea.. why dont we make it so that people without visual basic 6 can edit the game with vb8 or c++ or vb2010???? this is a great idea im gonna convert the game now"

hahaha everyone trolled him

[Flyingfirepig]

This is so true, I use it to explain to noobs on forums what they are doing! It doesn't help, but I like to think that it plants a seed of doubt in their minds about whether they can do it...

[idiotcomic]

theres a "company" called rocket planet thats like this!

[Flyingfirepig]

I wasn't like this! I started on something easy, and thought "I will make the worst game ever" People are still laughing about it today.

[DaFleegsta]

this happens at least serveral times a week on game dev forums