Today I got lost. I turned left onto Coolidge, when I should have turned right onto Hoover. Or was it Roosevelt? I don't know. All I know is I took a wrong turn and ended up down...someplace. I'm not sure where, because the GPS just sort of ended. Can't be a good sign.
Imagine my relief to see what I thought was some sort of youth club, in matching leather jackets, holding a meeting in an empty lot. Help at last!
Well, things kind of went south after that. A spirited bunch, these young men didn't have the directions I was asking for, but they did have a lot of duct tape. A whole lot of duct tape.
Amazing how fast they were able to get me up that lamppost. Smart kids. Dollars to doughnuts that with just a little bit of refocus in their lives, they could go on to great things.
Anyhoo, I was able to use the 6 hours I spent on the pole to straighten out an accounting snafu back at the office via email. They found my expense report after all!
Brilliant! I like the gag ball.
Quinnnn 5 years ago