The Ultimate Collection: Chuck Norris Jokes
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Fail in the 1.10min he write chuck noris :-) shame on u!!!
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@holyelectricalsocket probably by the fist under his beard
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@legomaster355 only he can chew guns
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You do know you spelled His name wrong?
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One time, Chuck Norris pissed in a semi-trucks engine. That semi-truck today is known as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of chuck norris
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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when chuck norris says no gun chewing in class, run while you still can
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nessie never shows itself because chuck norris is watching nessie
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ooooo u gonna get pwned by CHUCK
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at 1:10 U misspelled his name oooooooooooo U gonna get pwnd by Chuck!
holyelectricalsocket 2 years ago 5
You guys Who Count the Comment are fucking douchebags
Triumphit1 2 years ago 5