Hey Waitress!!!

A song for all you servers out there who bust you behinds on a daily basis. A servers revenge and lament.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Waiter
• waitress
• song
• original
• sing
• guitar
• server
• restaurant
• rant
• country

[llifton5]

fantastic!! bravo!!

[mainsqze]

just love it!!

[hippiechic1969]

Great song! Once I had to give a guy a right hook in the jaw because he thought he could grab me! He went flying backwards in his chair and all his friends at the table cheered! He left me alone the rest of the time I waited on that table!

[Tihbialdunav]

Oh, wow! Thank you for the song. It's awesome!

[gabbylove1982]

This is great!!! People have no idea what waitresses go through for only 3.50 an hour and sucky tips and hours. I so poured coffee on a guys lap it was a complete accident I felt horrible but the nice guy still tipped me.

[rickyfan3956]

Or the time one of our black servers was waiting on a table of drunk rednecks and they threw a glass of milk at her!  The last the other employees saw of her before they had to duck behind the counter and call 911 was her whipping her apron off and going, "Come on, muthaf****s!"

[rickyfan3956]

Straight up, sister! I was serving a table full of drunks one time and when I came by and asked, "How yall doing?" one of them summoned up all the class he had in dirty pinky toe--the one with athlete's foot, toe jam and nail fungus--and said, "Horny as hell." He then proceeded to try to get me to go in the back room with him and service him there!

[denimchiq87]

I can even deal with rudenenss as long as they tip well. Although bad manners and a good tip don't usually go together.

[TheDarkAnimators]

thankyou thats all they ask

[insanetostaysane]

This was great! awesome! ha ha! I gained a vericose vein! ha ha! I'm a server too. Check out my "Restaurant/Vlogs" on my channel!!!