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Mario Lopez Cooks with Sandra Lee (Part 3)

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Uploaded by on Mar 13, 2008

Here, Lee shows Mario how to make a "super simple" No-Bake Birthday Cake by taking a $40 sheet cake, as well as a small around cake, and decorating it with store-bought cupcakes and frosted sugar cookies. She says, "It's gonna look like a $500 cake!" As Mario tries to put a "dog cookie" on the cake, she says: "The dog cannot go potty on the cupcake," setting it on the edge. Then, when Mario grabs a smiley face cookie, she takes it away and says: "No, this is not a Walmart commercial." Shit, it might as well be! Then, as she talks about the cake, she says it's "$9.99," but earlier, she said it was $40, so which is it? The big question is: Does it look like a $500 cake? The answer is: Fuck no!

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  • I like that she draws the line at the walmart smily face... because you know... that would have been tacky.

  • Smiley-face? You worthless imbecile. You think this is some white-trash, podunk, grocery store cake we're making? Fuck no. This is classy dammit, this is a cake for royalty. Its icing is refinement and its filling is sophistication. This cake is going to be worth more than you make in a year, you loutish, backwater, philistine.

    Now, if you wouldn't mind not proving yourself completely incompetent, pass me more cupcakes and smiley-face ladybugs.

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  • You don't serve cupcakes on top of a cake! You serve them alongside! Same for the cookies!!

  • It looked like a children's cake (not a bad thing in itself) and she mentioned that children could do it, so I will think of it as a children's cake (to protect my sanity).

  • Why can't the dog go potty on the cake? It's a pretty shit cake already, it's not like your unfortunate victi-- AHEM, "guests" would be able to tell the difference anyway, Sandy.

  • this most beautiful cake i am cry

  • @cupicaik125 That's her schtick.

  • Poor Mario... I will never look at him the same

  • cake wrecks brought me here

  • So she bakes a cake and puts cookies and cupcakes on top, what the hell is the point of that, its either eat cake or cookies sandy! make up ur mind you drunken lush lagoon

  • this was featured on cake wrecks. that should tell you something.

  • If you're not into baking, you could just buy a really nice cake with the money you would spend on a sheet cake, a round cake, cupcakes and cookies.

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