Chuck Norris :)

Music:Chuck Norris' theme song:Let the bodies hit the floor.
Here are some jokes:
-If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
-There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
-Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
-(This joke our shool's favorite)Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
-Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
-Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
-Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-(My fave)The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"!
-Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
-When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
-Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
-Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye.
-The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
-Everybody loves Raymond.Except Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris makes onions CRY!!!
-Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.

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[NinjaDonutPhillip]

Let me give this to you...

The song is "Bodies" by Drowning Pool

not "Let the Bodies Hit The Floor"...that's why you can't find it on iTunes because it's only entitled "Bodies"

just to add to this...

Korn and Slipknot = nu metal

Drowning Pool = metalcore

[boggyLP]

you're right :)

[mukins999]

slipknot sings it rite?

[boggyLP]

drowning pool

[ReHaN112]

this is clearly chuck Norris theme sone

[adamtr1121]

Awesome!

[MrReesesPieces1]

i have one for you... chuck norris went to the virgin islands... when he left, they were renamed "the islands"

[Comixfanforever]

Why the FUCK does everybody always use this one song?!? I'm not one to hate, but this song is annoying. I clicked on the video because I didn't know that this song would play...

[Deathpool35]

@NinjaDonutPhillip he used let the bodies hit the floor for copyright

[mukins999]

@Deathpool35 :D

[Deathpool35]

@mukins999 fail

[redXkendo]

I'm bleeding from my ears, someone help me.....Help please.

[thetreymaster]

if u think about it chuck norris could be the reason people have so many problems because people dont expect him to be around and u dont know if hes around because he is always around..... thumbs up if my coment was wierd