DO's Fire-Inkie song

Fire, fire, flower power! Enemy in this Sue-ish hour!
Pinkened sky and clouds of blue! Can only mean a MARY SUE!
Uni Flower, using power, in this fateful Sue-ish hour!
Flower petals floating down! From the sky into the ground!

Fireflower, uni of power! Siding with Sues in this fateful hour!
Unis marching line by line! Save us from this dreadful time!
A pinkish hue lights up the sky...the Mary-Sues are marching by!
Unis pink and unis blue! As Fireflower leads the crew!

Her horn it glitters brightly pink! The fanfic towns all seem to shrink!
All the world before her quails! A pinkish cloud the future veils!
Her army raises up this song: "Our reign begins 'ere the day is long!"
Glittering unis form a line... their cry arises, "It is time!"

Their horns are sharpened, polished, preened... the end is nearer than it seemed!
But in what seemed the doom of all.... there rose from one this battle call!
"The end is near!" The voice did call. "But not for all; nay, not for all!"
The Flower Uni shook her mane. The words caused her what seemed like pain.

"Who says these words?" the Uni cries. "Come, stand before my very eyes!"
When the calling form came into sight, to the ranks of Sues it gave a fright!
With a gleam in her eye, the Fire uni neighed, "Who are you there? What is your trade?"
Its voice was dark and dreadful too: "I COME TO SLAY THE MARY-SUE!"

The Sues, they gasped in one accord. Then the Uni of Fire hoofstepped forth.
"What right have you," with snarls she said, "To come and claim my delicate head?"
The answer came both high and bold: "I am Inkling! Your station hold!"
With eyes a-bright and shining horn, there stood another Unicorn!

"You're one of us!" The Sues, they cried. They gasped and pranced, their eyes were wide.
The answer came both high and clear. "A Sue I'm not! Your end is near!"
Blue and bright was Inkling's horn, unlike that of a Suenicorn.
They gasped with fright, the Sues they quailed. Forth Fireflower stepped, her face was pale.

She snarling said, "A Unicorn! Your tastes are dull...just see your horn!"
"You have no pink!" (Here gasped her Sues) "Your coat is white, your horn is blue!"
Inkling, she stood with flashing eyes - her figure straight, tall was her size.
"No Sue remains in fanficville!" Her voice was bold, her neigh was shrill.

They gazed each other in the eyes - two Unis on opposing sides.
A Unicorn, a Suenicorn, with flashing eyes and burnished horn.
Then Inky reared, with flowing mane. The Sues they gasped as though in pain
"Depart, O Sues!" the Uni cries. "Or stay and meet your near demise!"

The Sues, they stamp, they prance, they neigh... but Fireflower holds her sway.
She neighed, "We shall keep up our stand! The SUES shall rule all FanFic Land!
Into her eyes the Inkling gazed. Then softly said, "Your choice is made."
"You will not flee. You choose to stay. Thus you shall fall this very day!

The Inkling faced the Fireflower. Power against another power.
Upon the fields of FanFic Land, there was the Suenis final stand.
There Inky fought the Fireflower, Uni power, Sueni power!

Fireflower, Sueni power! In this fateful battle hour!
Inkling Uni, fight the Sueni! For all Fanfics do your duty!

The battle raged for hours nigh...till from the field there rose a cry!
"Stop!" the Fire uni cried. Her Sues they gasped, their eyes were wide.
Their leader stood with beaten stance. Her eyes were wide, her coat was damp.
The Inkling gazed into her eyes. "I cannot win!" The Sueni cried.

Though victor, Inky's head was low. With gentle eyes she saw her foe.
"Our freedom grant," she softly said. Fire nodded, then she dropped her head.
A cry arose from FanFicVille! Their freedom won, their foes were stilled.
The Sues, they scattered, pale with fear - but one still stood, with Inky near.

A Uni in victorious hour, and Fire given up her power.
Their words were soft, and long they talked - once strength regained, they also walked.
When finally day was at its end, they walked together - friend with friend.
The heart of such a Suenicorn, gentled by a Unicorn.

Fireflower, Healing power, saved in such a fateful hour!
Inkling, strong heart, brave and true, defeater of the Mary Sue!
Battles fought and battles won - friendship only just begun.
Inkling and our Fireflower - FRIENDS in such a fateful hour.

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