Mass Effect 2 - Garrus is Always Impressivly Busy

Can never seem to get those calibrations can correct.

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[gimee50k]

I've had enough of your disengenuous calibrations.

[XandrakeSaysHi]

Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibra-"

*RENEGADE INTERRUPT*

Shepard: "NO, it can't wait for a bit, unlike the last 17 times I've tried to talk to you."

*pulls out gun, points it at Garrus*

Garrus: "Ha. Your exagerating...now stop joking around these calibr-"

*shoots Garrus in the knee*

Garrus: "AH! WHAT THE HELL SHEPARD!?"

Shepard: "Now...you and I are going to sit here and have a quality conversation with eachother like old buddies should! NOW!"

[TheCitrusGames]

@Omegahazard Skyrim. Town guards occasionally say that wen u approach them and it became very noticeble that every guard says that as if all guards were once adventurers but then they all took arrows to their knees. It was funny at first but then it became really repetitive

[FurrySoup]

@Omegahazard In The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, when you're walking around, city guards will randomly walk past you and say "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee." This saying became a mildly amusing retort, on many forum websites until it got out of control and spread like cancer to things such as FaceBook and subsequently around the entire internet where the brain dead retards spewed it out like diarrhea thinking it was "TEH FUNYEST THING EVAR!1!!"

[Omegahazard]

@TheCitrusGames Can you tell me where does that arrow to the knee joke come from?

[pantscheese]

Wrex.

[TheCitrusGames]

"I'm in the middle of some calibrations" is a way better joke than fucking "I took and arrow to the knee."

[TheStimpyland]

@TheKevinwashere

*While having sex with Tali*

Garrus: Shephard, have you got a minute

Shephard: Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some Talibrations

[thestorniolo]

garrus:shepard,can we talk?

shepard:can you wait for a bit,i'm killing some collector here

garrus:talk to you later shepard

shepard:garrus

[TheKevinwashere]

*when Shepard and Miranda are having sex Garrus walks in*

Garrus: "I'm done with those calibrations, you wanted to talk?"

[MrGodbodyNewday]

when garrus dies...

Jesus: I'm here to take you with me.

Garrus: Can't it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Jesus: fucking asshole...

[Alowisiuz]

Garrus: Shepard, I'm glad you came by. I may need your help. Sidonus has...

Shepard: Let me stop you right there Garrus. I don't have time for your long boring side quest to gain your loyalty. I'm in the middle of some important calibrations...

Garrus: .....

Shepard: * puts sunglasses on* YEEEAAAHHH