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Dilbert: Hit Man and Evil Dance

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Uploaded by on Oct 11, 2008

http://www.dilbert.com/animation

by Scott Adams

Dilbert's Pointy Haired Boss considers the consequences of outsourcing murder and Catbert does the Evil Dance.

In Hit Man, The Boss says, The trouble with hiring a hit man is that you have to have him killed to cover your tracks. Then you need a hit man to hit the guy who killed the hit man. Its an endless cycle! Cattbert says, But ultimately, its all free, right?

In Evil Dance, The Boss says, The job market is getting worse every day! Catbert says, Excellent! The Boss says, Employees will be afraid. Our power to abuse them grows stronger by the minute! Ha ha! Stop doing the Evil Dance! Youre killing me!

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  • EVIL DANCE FTW! :D

  • I'm working on perfecting that dance.

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  • Oh no... Im sensing a Dilbert youtube addiction!

  • I wish there was a dilbert Movie

  • @Blayze the just because you're slain by a vengeful hitman, doesn't mean you haven't got great value for money.

  • uhhh catbert we need to talk. I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this bolo tie. it's office policy.

  • DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

  • 19 managers watched this video

  • ...until you run out of hitmen, and the last one needs to be paid.

    ...or until they realise what you're doing, and come after you.

  • Dilbert 2

  • Catbert has a very good point!

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