Santa Baby: Geek Version

Hey guys and gals.

It's Christmas time and therefore time to sing my favourite Christmas song as sung by Eartha Kitt and that sassy chick from the 70s whose name escapes me that everyone assumes is Marilyn Monroe: "Santa Baby".

But you see, I had a problem with this song. I don't really want jewellry from Tiffany's or bonds or cars. So I redid the lyrics to things a hardcore geek girl like me would want. Here's the result!

Special thanks to Zebonka, my brother Scotty. He added the cute little pictures to illustrate my vague lyric changes! :D

MP3 Download: http://rapidshare.com/files/325964678/Santa.mp3.html

LYRICS:

Santa baby, slip a phaser under the tree,
For me.
been an awful good girl,
Santa baby, so come beam down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, a time trav'ling Delorean too,
For two.
I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby, so come beam down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the Time Lords that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be just as good,
If you'll check off my Christmas list,

Santa baby, I wanna ship,
And really that's not a lot,
Been an angel all year,
Santa baby, so come beam down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, there's one thing I really do need,
The deed
To a dilithium mine,
Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a cute droid,
And friend.
In used condition is fine,
Santa cutie, and come beam down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some shiny mithril wrought by sweet Gimli,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me,

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
The key.
To a big blue phone box,
Santa baby, so come beam down the chimney tonight,
Please beam down the chimney tonight,
Beam down, tonight.

PS: Part two to my drawing tute IS coming, I promise. My computers have been very troublesome lately and I just need to get them fixed. I haven't forgotten.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• santa baby
• karaoke
• singing
• geek girl
• doctor who
• star trek
• lord of the rings
• star wars
• filking
• filk
• filksong

[Flickyhecky]

That's made my christmas!

[napalmnacey]

@Flickyhecky Your comment has made mine :D :D Merry Christmas! :)

[ProfessionalPenguin]

OMG, how can I get the mp3?

[napalmnacey]

@ProfessionalPenguin I can wrangle that up for you. :)

[Flickyhecky]

Merry Xmas again!

[CasperRealEstate]

Such good fun:-)

[mcladyollivah]

Nice job....i love this rendition

[napalmnacey]

@Nitroglycerine1000 INDEED!

[napalmnacey]

@theMetalTigeress Peace and long life!

[Nitroglycerine1000]

@napalmnacey David Tennant!