Schwarzenegger Sex Tapes

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Recently emerged tapes prove just how horrible it would be to have sex with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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[vhd86]

"AHHH YHAAAA AHAHA YOU MAKE ME THE SQUIRT" ~ My parents walked in when this happened -_-....

[BodgyHeats666]

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IN THE SPERMINATOR

[BombasticLabsTwo]

THIS IS EVEN LESS FUNNY THAN EUGENE "The Naked EMperor" MIRMAN!

[JustBailah]

I usually get a kick out of funny or die, but this one was lame. You guys are funnier and wittier than this, come on.

[Klopfer1993]

hahahaha LOL

[wauners]

@VADORT I'm sorry I couldn't understand your poor English. Please keep buying american goods and watching American movies so that the tax dollars can be spent on more efficient ways of enslaving you.

[wauners]

THIS VIDEO SUCKS. It actually detracts from my creative ability to come up with a wittier criticism of it.

[AZBound3]

LMAO! Stupid man!

[Mahavir889]

These are not Sex tapes. These are Arnold doing push ups with a girl underneath..

[yOuwnage]

tell me seriously that you people did not feel retarded making this horrible film and then releasing it-.-

[discovery2808]

lol wow

[MYSWEETDAR]

wtf

[zanesmith666]

i can't tell if these videos are meant to be seriously that funny, most of the actually disapoint me, just look at the like.dislike ratio

[channalDEyoungKEET]

@VADORT you dontunderstand.. there are many other ...like MUCH WORSE governers...rick perry for one..

[terminator847]

lol funny

[VADORT]

@channalDEyoungKEET others are so big shit, F...K America and your politicians, AMERICA is the real devil as iran, china, saoudi arabia, pakistan, israel, . If people want o world of peace and developpement we have to destroy thoses states and their gouvernent. F...K you mister schwarzy you are a fake of strong man, build by drugs, i hope you will die of it !

[channalDEyoungKEET]

@historyboy08 despite the fact he was one the most environmentally active gov.'s in the US...

[TommyFilth1]

@BigMac1814 To be fair, I have a rubber penis. I lost my real penis in the war. Rubber chickens are the only thing that do it for me anymore.

[TommyFilth1]

@BigMac1814 Hahahaha.

[BigMac1814]

@TommyFilth1 ok so i thought seriously about that and now i must tell you to think about this. what sort of sick fuck, fucks a rubber chicken? im serious, you must have some real problems to record yourself doing that and put it on youtube. you sick bastard

[TommyFilth1]

@BigMac1814 All I'm doing is having fun fucking with somebody who is acting like a tool. It's a little late for reversals after you repeatedly used my mother as the basis for a joke, questioned my sexual orientation, made assumptions about my personal life and where I live (my mother's basement, I believe you had said?) and implied violence toward me. And you're chiding ME for trying to feel better about myself via YouTube commentary? Think about that, man. Seriously.

[BigMac1814]

@TommyFilth1 ok sorry then, apparently i have the sense of humor of a 12 year old, write like a 5 year old and you are superior to a big dumb animal who is me (coming from the infomation you have shared). first of all i just want to say congratulations on thinking up that mammoth of a comment you have posted, and for kindly writing in a way i can understand. you are the kind of person i can look up to, commenting on videos on youtube trying to outsmart somebody to feel good about yourself.

[TommyFilth1]

@BigMac1814 You know what, though? I've been unfair. Based on your apparent reading comprehension, my simple comments but read like Dickensian prose. Allow me to bring things to a more comfortable level for you:

YOU BIG DUMB ANIMAL. YOU NOT SMART. ME SMART. YOU PLAY TOUGH BECAUSE NOBODY CAN CALL YOU OUT ON IT. YOU HAVE SENSE OF HUMOR OF A 12 YEAR OLD AND WRITE LIKE A FIVE YEAR WITH BRAIN DAMAGE. ME SUPERIOR. YOU NO BREED, OK? HUMAN RACE FUCKED ENOUGH AS IT IS.

[TommyFilth1]

@BigMac1814 hahaha all you can think about is sex and violence, you are intimidated by intelligence, you over compensate for your homophobia and your insecurity by threatening people via fucking YOUTUBE COMMENTS, and you can barely communicate. you're just a big dumb animal, aren't you?

[BigMac1814]

@TommyFilth1 once again u have a big paragraph that u have constructed in your mothers basement. good for you, while u picture me doin that im picturing me knockn you out

[TommyFilth1]

Whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night. Also, you are borderline retarded. I picture you shouting every sentence you manage to piece together from the confines of a padded room, where a handy assistant with poor spelling and grammar skills types it verbatim into the comment box, and when you slam your gigantic misshapen head against the wall, they know it's time to hit "Post".