Real Metal Vs. Fake Metal

**UPDATE** Alright, I've had enough fun trolling you people that take life too seriously. This video is a joke. First of all, it doesn't come close to subjectively comparing any metal bands. Second of all, they're all death metal or deathcore. Thirdly, and most importantly, IT ALL SOUNDS THE FUCKING SAME.

In short, stop arguing about what's real metal and what's fake metal, you ninnies. Certain people like certain things and other people like others. It has amused me over the past couple years watching you guys whine like curmudgeony old folks about what I did wrong, but alas, I feel I must finally let it all out: You're a silly bastard if you took this seriously. Calm down and realize it's youtube.

I'd also like to point out the fact that NOBODY called me out on making "Decapitated" a "fake metal" band by just adding emo haircuts to the band. Really? I guess everyone agreed that it was accurate. I guess one thing is right!

Original description:

Tired of watching those OTHER videos about what's REAL metal and what's FAKE metal and still not knowing the answer? Well, here's the solution.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Real
• Metal
• vs.
• Fake

[Skatingnoah]

0:25 they sound like exactly the same lol

[xXFantasyFreak]

ouu.. i like whitchapel all shall perish... i love suicide silence, meshuggah, dying fetus etc. and i will die for cannibal corpse! am i true or fake? o.O

[HomoEstDeusTv]

This video is like "all old deathmetal,-core bands are good and all new ones are shit"

[Arbitorius]

@Arbitorius The only type of metal I would consider "fake" is nu-metal...not like emo. Emo isn't claiming to be heavy metal, just a bunch of faggots like to call it metal to piss off metalheads. Nu-metal tries to be metal but it's just gay

[Arbitorius]

So pretty much deathcore is "fake" metal? Wrong. Deathcore is awesome. I don't give a flying fuck what the band looks like. As long as they're brutal and not making pop or rap, I like them. I like thrash metal, death metal, deathcore, metalcore, power metal, black metal, viking metal, folk metal, symphonic metal, speed metal, groove metal, both New waves of metal, southern metal. I love heavy metal. There is NO SUCH THING AS "FAKE" METAL

[THEFLYINGREDNECK]

why was there no heavy or thrash in this vid? heavy/thrash is better than death

[HRTheTrister]

He was right, just tried to find the worst examples to compare.

[wyliehj]

This video is such shit it made me laugh hahahahaha dumbasses

[Teimaninja]

All sounds like gay noises to me...

[WencesWasHere]

@wolfboii999 And BTW there's no such thing as real metal and false metal to me... In case you're thinking that. Just please, don't be such a kid and call these bands talentless... if they're signed to a label and touring, it means that they have at least a tiny bit of talent. Cheers.