Just Can't Get Enough PARODY - Black Eyed Peas (iJust Can't Buy Enough)

The story of a typical Apple fanboy who just can't buy enough.

Lyrics:

Oh I use a product every night and day.
I'm addicted wanna buy the latest thing.
I could never own a PC, no way.
I'm addicted and I just can't buy enough.

I just can't buy enough. (x4)

The iPad just got slicker.
So there ain't no room to bicker.
It got smaller and not thicker.
Would you like another sticker?

I got me a brand new iPhone.
It's better than whatever you own.
And before you start to condone.
On yours, can you play the trombone?

The new iPod it's so tiny.
Did I mention it's also shiny.
Keep crying over there all whiny.
I suggest you all just try me.

I check the website all the time to see what's coming out.
And I dress like Steve Jobs every single day.
I just can't buy enough.

Oh I use a product every night and day.
I'm addicted wanna buy the latest thing.
I could never own a PC, no way.
I'm addicted and I just can't buy enough.

I just can't buy enough (x4)

I'm heading down to the Apple store.
It's essential that I have more.
The other products are such a bore.
Is there an app that can help me not snore? (Yes!)

It's about time that you bowed.
And joined my kind of iCrowd.
So go ahead and shout it out loud.
Oh and did I mention iCloud?

Bill Gates is such an iHater.
When he's just a lameo creator.
If I ever meet a dictator
I can use my iTranslator.

I check the website all the time to see what's coming out.
And I dress like Steve Jobs every single day.

*This is white iPhone*

Go go back to your PC
Oh you wish you could be me
So now you will you come see
No? I'm loving this bright screen.

Vitamin B, vitamin C, vitamin E you know what I mean.
Guarantee. Charlie Sheen. He's probably. Winning.

It's artsy. Not fartsy. I cry when. We're apart see?
I want the new best greatest thing.
I want the new best greatest thing.

But I can't cuz now I'm iBroke you see....

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Parody
• Just
• cant
• get
• enough
• black
• eyed
• peas
• spoof
• apple
• just
• buy
• steve
• jobs
• funny

[goblin003]

Great job, keep it up.

[battulga43]

3rd!! and buum u should stop watching this to much!!

[NekoKingGodzilla]

well done

[86123maxxi]

WOW! well for the last part of lyrics, JUST BUY USED ALL THE TIME, I own many Apple products, how? Just buy used, my main laptop is a 2004 PowerBook G4 that still looks like a 2007 MacBook Pro