Gourmet Scum's : It's Christmas Time!

LYRICS:

ya oh uhnnn yaaa
gourmet scum
christmas time
we like santa
it's christmas time
here's your gift
it's christmas time
uhnnn
uhnhnhnhnhnhnhnhnhh

GOURMET SCUM
SINGS BUT ONCE A YEAR.

yo, oh
it's christmas time in this bitch
put your hands up
and sing along in this bitch
oh
it's christmas time in this bitch
put your drinks up
and drink along with this bitch
ohhhh
it's christmas time in this bitch
get your gifts out
and sing along in this bitch
yeaaa
CHRISTMAS RULES.

yo, that time of year
santa's in town
i'm like randy
i can't put my arms down

i ate so much food
i got a stomach cramp
FRA-GILE must be italian
LEG LAMP

i got a red rider
no doubt
you know i'm the best
i just shot my eye out
ohhhh

i just shot my eye out i think.....
fuck it

i don't need no top hat
i'm so fucking magical
my flow is so sick, i'll leave you in a hospital
i reference christmas movies cause seems so logical
holy shit,
wheres the tylenol?

my words are my gift
it's very precious cargo
i'll put your ears in a chipper like i'm in fargo
i'm getting to my last quote, pronto
why's the carpet wet todd?
i don't know margo!?!

ohhh
it's christmas time in this bitch
put your hands up
and sing along in this bitch
oh
it's christmas time in this bitch
put your drinks up
and drink along with this bitch
ohhhh
it's christmas time in this bitch
get your gifts out
and sing along in this bitch
yeah

CHRISTMAS RULES.

GET EM MOJ

twas the song before christmas
gourmet scum's here to stay
it's time to put your hands up
celebrate the holiday

i'm the christmas rapper
no pun intended
i used too much scotch tape
don't get offended

i'm trying to be good
but sinnings just so easy
can santa hurry up
with my 80 inch tv?
do you think he can make it in 3D?
while your at it
get me spinners for my Brett Hull GT

YO
you think it's lame
to put up the mistletoe?
well you won't be saying shit
when i'm smoothing a hoe

on the 12th day of christmas
my true love gave to me
i forget
i was sippin' on the Hennessey

If it wasn't for christmas
i wouldn't know the word twas
it turns out,
it's actually just a contraction word for it was.....

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

jingle bells
jingle bells
batman smells
batman smells
robin laid an egg

and then the egg turned into
a mother fucking dinosaur

christmas dinosaur

SOLO!!!!!!

(dino autotune solo)

special thanks to :
Bre and Andrew

Beat: AllRounda

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• gourmet scum
• bert mccert
• paul mojo
• bobby brooks
• christmas
• xmas
• holiday
• holidays
• christmas story
• christmas vacation
• brett hull
• gt
• gt snow racer
• rudolph
• frosty
• santa
• gifts
• presents
• lights
• hot chocolate
• cookies
• caroling
• carol
• snowballs
• snowball
• dinosaur
• santa claus
• hip hop
• old e
• red ryder
• red rider
• pabst