Published on May 17, 2012
Hey guys! AM I COOL YET!? I love all the ponies, Ponkoe, RainbowRunner, even TwilightMoonDancer. I'm going to collect them all!
Ever wanted a toy that was just too expensive? Maybe that borderline price of 5 dollars that you just can't extend to. Well call up and pretend you have tourettes and they'll take 5 bucks off. Just shout a whole lout, say dickhead 40 times and put your dad on the phone for bonus sympathy points.
I've been getting requests from Bronies to do a MLP prank for a long time, I thought this would please both sides, haters and Bronies. It's got PONIES in it and the guy wanting to buy them is a little bit... nuts but he still wants his Soft Pinkie Pie Learn To Walk toy and he won't stop shouting obscenities until they reduce it to his ideal price range... well hell.. he'll probably keep abusing them. HE HAS TOURETTES.
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PO Box 3684
Success, WA 6964