THE X FACTOR SONG (2011)

The very best X Factor song ever!! AVAILABLE TO BUY ON AMAZON- http://www.amazon.com/s/ref... ALL PROCEEDS GO TO 'HELP A LONDON CHILD'.

EVERY SATURDAY AND SUNDAY NIGHT
YOU KNOW I WATCH A LOAD OF SHITE
I COULD BE OUT I COULD BE WORKING
WHY'S LOUIS WALSH ALWAYS SMIRKING
I'D RATHER HAVE A TWISTED BOWEL
THAN SELL MY SOUL TO SIMON COWELL
CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE, I'M GONNA EXPLODE
I WANNA GO TO BED WITH DANNII MINOGUE

THE JUDGES EARN SO MUCH AND YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE
NOTHING MAKES 'EM LAUGH LIKE A LOW IQ
CAN THIS SHOW GET ANY MORE DREARY
OH FUCK ME IT'S DERMOT O LEARY
IF YOU SING LIKE A BIRD BUT LOOK LIKE A MINGER
THEN THERE AIN'T NO CHANCE OF YOU BEING A WINNER
IT CAN MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN
LIKE A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH SHARON OSBOURNE

THE WINNER'S ANNOUNCED, JUST SOME OTHER GIMP
TAKE A LOOK AT THE GRINNING CHIMP
THEY WANNA HANG OUT WITH CHERYL COLE
YET TWO MONTHS LATER THEY'RE BACK ON THE DOLE
DON'T TAKE IT SO HARD COS YOU'RE NOT TO BLAME
WHEN EVEN YOU'RE MUM DON'T REMEMBER YOUR NAME
YOU'VE HAD YOUR TURN NOW IT'S TIME TO PISS OFF
WITH OLD COWELL'S FACE STILL STUCK IN THE TROUGH

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[TheGmcFilms]

Nice one Bert...I too loathe this shite and all it stands for...Do you remember that scene in the film, A Clockwork Orange. when Little Alex ( Malcolm McDowell ) walks into the livingroom in the highrise towerblock and just looks at his parents as if they are just brain dead vegetables...The ' X' Factor is just what they are watching on the tv...G...

[noreplygimp]

Why d'ya release this so late? Would have been a much better anti X-Factor single than that Rage against the machine crap.

[Fender1976uk]

as long as it draws money! they don't give a shit! and there is alot of stupid people in the uk that lets the media and record greedos control their minds!! telling them what to buy!!! I grow tired or talking to these sheep inperson when they wish to try and tell me the X Factor is real music?? I always end up being told im arrogant when I choose to ignore them! or just cut them short and tell them to go watch eastenders :)

[MichaelPalinFan2008]

EVEN MORE REASONS!!!!

- Songs aren't played/sung.......acted out to full - Simon Cowell is a greedy fucking bastard - As soon as the X Factor finishes, you think ''YES!!!! NO MORE SHITNESS!!!!'' But then Britain's Got Talent starts up (owned by Simon Cowell....'coincidently')

[MichaelPalinFan2008]

- Nobody REALLY cares about talent on that show, well....none of the judges anyway....it might appear as though they do, and they certainly know what talent is.....but as far as the contestants are concerned, they're just trying to boost popularity and gain money from selling cheap pompous records from an easy searchthrough of talents in the general public via a partially fixed sherade of acting, sobbing and pointless jibes at each other to improve ratings.

[MichaelPalinFan2008]

OHHH THE ELEPHANT IS A CLASSIC!!!!!!!

THIS SO ROCKS GUYS!!!! X FACTOR IS SHIT!!!! HERE'S SOME MORE REASONS WHY....

- Cheryl Cole sobbing on EVERY show, at almost EVERY act.

- Sob stories from the contestants. ''Ohhh please let me through Cheryl, my great grannies just died of anal cancer!!!!'' '' I LOVE YOU DAAAAANNNIIIII!!!!'' - Simons smugness - Louis' stupidity and pointless comments - Cheryl's accent and voice. (Sorry but IT IS annoying when she speaks)

[uggybigboots]

this is great!

[jaspersnoncool]

lol

[Olybeast1]

shite....the only good thing is the photo of danni

[SimonCowellrecommend]

NICE ONE