Dating Draco: 'The Lazy Song' Draco Malfoy Parody + LYRICS

Sorry about the awful singing! The idea just came to me and so i decided to write it :)

LYRICS:


Today i don't feel like doing anything
'Cept staring at my poster of Draco's head,
Don't have a problem with muggle borns, but i drink the blood of unicorns,
And hey look, my robes are better than yours.

Gunna pick my wand up, toss it up in the air
Point it at myself, change the colour of my hair,
Nobody's gon' tell me i cant
(cept the minister of magic)

I'll be flying round the house on my new firebolt,
Dissilluosion charm to hide from the muggle cults,
Cause at Hogwarts Draco's is my mannn.

Oh yes i said it.
I said it, we bang whenever we can.

Today i don't feel like doing anything
'Cept staring at my poster of Draco's head,
Don't have a problem with muggle borns, but i drink the blood of unicorns,
And hey look, my robes are better than yours.
And Im dating Draco.

Tomorrow i'll wake up, put on a pretty dress.
Laugh at Pansy Parkinson, Draco wants no less,
Cause that girl has a serious problem
(No really, shes like stalking him)

We might mess around, Snape won't get mad at me
Im in Slytherin, the pureblood society;
Sorry Granger, Draco's my man

Oh yes i said it.
I said it, we bang whenever we can.

Today i don't feel like doing anything
'Cept staring at my poster of Draco's head,
Don't have a problem with muggle borns, but i drink the blood of unicorns,
And hey look, my robes are better than yours.

No i won't wear too many clothes,
Cause Draco's not to fond of those,
no no no no no no no no no, noooo.

We'll make love in the Head Boy dorm,
In the bed? Against the wall? I'm torn!
Or both yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaaaah.

OH OH


Today i don't feel like doing anything
'Cept staring at my poster of Draco's head,
Don't have a problem with muggle borns, but i drink the blood of unicorns,
And hey look, my robes are nicer than yours.

And Im dating Draco.
I'm Kissing Draco.
Im banging Draco.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• draco malfoy
• harry potter
• the lazy song
• parody
• tom felton

[rwwforever]

"No I won't wear too many clothes, cuz Draco's not too fond of those" lol i laughed sohard. This is so funny I loved it

[samanthaaaAUS]

@rwwforever thank you :)

[supergolfb]

Really? Do in the series is he the good guy to you? REALLY?!

[samanthaaaAUS]

@supergolfb it's just a joke, chill.

[janitajasmin]

DRACO IS MY MAN ;)

[samanthaaaAUS]

@janitajasmin haha, clearly not ;)

[jjjasxx]

you are my god

[DebbyLeanne]

no. draco is MY man.

[734benny]

no im srry bit draco is my man and if you dont think so i'll turn you into a frog

[justinbieberbrigit]

I LOVE DRACO MALFOY. he is my good guy. he is soo hott, and i love the way he say POTTER! he's so cute when he's mean.

[MartaMalfoy]

You're not Draco's girl. He loves HARRY !! :D

[blingobogacz]

awsome my favorite momet is i drink the blood of unicorns :D

[DracoMalfoyIsSoCute]

@supergolfb i happen to think draco is the best harry potter charicter..........after luna

[samanthaaaAUS]

@alternativeforreals dayuuum straight ;)

[iloveponies49]

You arent a baad singer you are pretty good