The Queue: Faster than ever!

THIS IS CNET TV...AND YOU'RE IN THE QUEUE...
I'M RICH DEMURO IN NEW YORK CITY...YOUR TOUR GUIDE TO THE TECH LIFESTYLE...
LET'S GET YOU STARTED WITH YOUR MUST SEE MOMENT.
356 MILES AN HOUR...NOW THE FASTEST TRAIN SPEED EVER...
THE WORLD RECORD SET IN FRANCE BY THREE PARTNERS IN THE FRENCH EXCELLENCE IN VERY HIGH SPEED TRANSPORT PROGRAM.
THE V150 TRAIN HAS 25-THOUSAND HORSEPOWER...
IT BEAT THE PREVIOUS RECORD SET IN 1990 BY 37 MILES AN HOUR.
((NATS...BUSEY/TOMTOM))
A REAL CELEBRITY TELLING YOU WHERE TO GO...
GARY BUSEY THE LATEST TO LEND HIS VOICE TO TOMTOM NAVIGATION SYSTEMS...
LIKE A RING TONE FOR YOUR PHONE...TOM TOM VOICES LET YOU CUSTOMIZE YOUR DRIVE. ((NATS...MORE VOICE))
GARY GIVES TURN BY TURN ADVICE AND THROWS IN A FEW BUSEYISMS...
THE VOICES COST BETWEEN 6 AND 13 BUCKS...CURT SCHILLING, BURT REYNOLDS AND MR T JUST A FEW OF THE CELEBS THAT CAN GUIDE YOU ALONG.
SALES OF APPLE'S IPOD SHOW LITTLE SIGNS OF SLOWING DOWN...AND IF YOU DON'T ALREADY HAVE ONE...HALF OF YOU SAY YOU'RE GOING TO GET ONE IN 2007.
TIME FOR YOUR QUICK QUIZ...
WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT FEATURE CONSUMERS WANT IN THEIR NEXT IPOD?
IS IT --
INCREASED CAPACITY
A LARGER SCREEN
FM TUNER
OR VIDEO PLAYBACK?
IF YOU SAID...FM TUNER...YOU'RE RIGHT.
43 PERCENT OF IPOD OWNERS CHOSE IT...ACCORDING TO A JACOBS MEDIA SURVEY.
ON TO THE BETA...
WHEN YOU'RE FEELING UNDER THE WEATHER AND JUST WANT A LITTLE REASSURANCE THAT YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE.
IT'S TIME TO CONSULT -- WHO IS SICK. DOT COM.
THE WEBSITE HATCHED FROM SOME SEVERE STOMACH PAINS ON A VACATION...
THE FOUNDER DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS APPENDICITIS, FOOD POISONING OR ANOTHER ILLNESS...UNTIL HE WAITED IN THE E-R FOR FOUR HOURS...ONLY TO FIND OUT THE STOMACH FLU WAS GOING AROUND.
LOG ON TO POST YOUR DIAGNOSIS...THEN SEARCH TO SEE WHO ELSE IS SICK.
MAPS SHOW SICKNESS TRENDS AND CURRENT OUTBREAKS...
HYPOCHONDRIACS BEWARE...
THE SITE COULD COME IN HANDY WHEN YOU NEED A GOOD REASON FOR A SICK DAY.
I SWEAR BOSS...IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE AROUND HERE HAS A COUGH...14 PERCENT OF US IN THIS ZIP CODE TO EXACT.
FINALLY -- WHEN YOU THINK WRESTLING IS RIGGED AND ULTIMATE FIGHTING IS TOO BLOODY FOR THE GIRLFRIEND...THINK BACK TO CHILDHOOD AND REMEMBER THE PILLOW FIGHT.
COMING SOON TO A TV NEAR YOU...THE PILLOW FIGHT LEAGUE!
ALL FEMALE AND FIGHTING IN WHAT MIGHT PASS AS PJ'S...PFL IS A CONTACT SPORT...AS LONG AS SAID CONTACT IS MADE THROUGH A PILLOW.
GET READY FOR NAMES LIKE POLLY ESTER VERSUS BETTY CLOCKER.
VICTORY IN THE 5 MINUTE MATCHES COMES WITH A PIN...IF THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN -- JUDGES SCORE THE PILLOW FIGHT ON STYLE, STAMINA AND EYE OF THE TIGER -- WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
THE MOTTO - FIGHT LIKE A GIRL.
AHH YES...THE FEATHERS WILL BE FLYING.
THAT'S IT FOR THIS EDITION OF THE QUEUE...
BRAND NEW SHOWS ON CNET TV ON TUESDAYS, THURSDAYS AND FRIDAYS.
I'M RICH DEMURO IN NEW YORK CITY -- DON'T SAY I DIDN'T TELL YOU SO.

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Betty Clocker... lol! Keep up the great works guys! ^_^