The carpet is hot lava!!!

I managed to navigate the better portion of my large house without touching the carpet. I thought this was entertaining and was sad nobody witnessed it, so (with my phone that is a ten-plus-year-old-ass Nokia brick, for the record), I texted some people who know what my house looks like. Then a few people asked me how I did it and I was too lazy to not do it again so I did it.

Anyway, sorry for descending from richness everyone. Seriously. I ain't proud of it. If it's any consolation to myself, I don't have wealth at my whimsical disposal; I just benefit by being able to use my mom's facilities and also not having to worry about survival and being fucked over in life. Still, I've done nothing to deserve it, but it is what it is I guess. Hopefully I'll move out of here soon.

But, above all else, the main thing I learned from this experience is that apparently by now my life is roughly synced to dubstep constantly. Even when there's none playing. So, that's pretty cool I say.

(Track in the background is the first half of my recent Drop Assault mixlet. Check it yo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU_qINU1wdg)

Goodnight. Suck my dicks.

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[HoolzNOLA]

can i have the last 3 and a half minutes of my life back? haha

[Leusifer]

@HoolzNOLA Nah, sorry. I didn't even want to post this on my channel but I couldn't remember the password to my bullshit channel so I figured, eh, not too much of a difference really.

[Leusifer]

@gairstare 'Cause of my rich-ass house? If it saves me any face, I moved out of there with only 100 bucks to my name and now am failing at finding a job.

[carkidps]

Also, I saw none of this coming. Especially the epic ass drop

[carkidps]

btw, this is Pete.

[carkidps]

I can see the red blinky light. Rofl :p