Karl Pilkington Appeal

To raise awareness for the Karl Pilkington poster campaign, I raided the archives and discovered this long lost public information film.

Enjoy!

This man is Karl Pilkington, or 'little Karly Pilkoids', as he likes to be known. Recently he has become a lazy man, and this must be stopped. So here is what to do:

Step 1.

Locate your designated Internet browser at

www.worldsroundesthead.blogspot.com

Step 2.

Have your computational device load down the poster that you are able to see on your screen at this very moment. But remember, you cannot touch it, it is still in the form of electricity, and you may get burned.

Step 3.

Have your trusty dot matrix print a copy of said poster onto standard tree pulp printing paper. For a touch of extra class, why not print directly onto silk? If a printer is not to hand why not try etching a copy of the poster on to a copper plate, for further replication?

Step 4.

Take your newly printed posters and place them around your town for all your friends to see. But remember; take care when placing posters near road signs, as there is a danger that Karl's little baldy head will be obstructed from view. There is even a chance that passing motorists may mistake his head for the road sign itself. The last thing we need is car crashes caused by the drivers not paying attention to the road as they think to themselves "blimey, that stop sign's let itself go".

Other locations to avoid poster placement include:

Bird sanctuaries. Can you imagine the pandemonium that would ensue if the birds mistook Karl's head for the sun? They would never sleep again!

Submarines. Sailors may mistake his little baldy bonce for a porthole. Or an anus.

Wimbledon. What tragic news it would be if Tim Henman battered Karl to death after mistaking him for a tennis ball. But then again, tennis ball likeness runs in the family. Eh, Auntie Nora?

So remember, spread the word. Karl Pilkington: Owner of the world's roundest head.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• karl
• pilkington
• ricky
• gervais
• podcast
• steve
• merchant
• monkey
• news
• poster

[themalloys]

wow... how did you get that picture of auntie Nora?

are you secretly that Chinese detective?

[drross88]

haha. it's so nice to be one of the few who understand what you're talking about. FLASH. "what? i don't know what's up there, i dn't know what it looks like".

[ICouldNameEight]

Jaakko likes it, you should be honoured.

[Seghillian01]

Pleae Karl! Agree to record some more Podcasts when Ricky and Steve come back from filming. We miss Rockbusters, Monkey News and the rest. Thumbs up if you agree!

[oliver53353]

Dross. Appropriately named.

[TheJenbob123]

'After all, tennis ball likeness runs in the family. Eh, Auntie Nora?'

rofl.

[alexc132]

Head like a ffffkin orange gormless baldy tw@ttt!!!

[leebtheloser]

you should be wearing knickers anyway...

[R1cku1n0x]

Was this a Mexican public info film?

[megakurre]

This has been approved by Jaakko

[20liljessica08]

she is so hot!!! wow!!

lets talk! Hb

[nobrakesukspeedway]

the image of auntie nora's ripped tennis ball will now haunt me for the rest of my days. i'll prob end up on medication after this. thanks.

[rjk101]

that was awesome, the reference to the Great Auntie Nora was spot on, how I love that original XFM clip of the whole incident.