Garrus Gets Drunk
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Why can't I pass out and wake to the sight of two beautiful women? No fair! XD
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that bartender pours like a boss
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@jfjfjfjfjfhgjghgorti Fair enough.
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put more of the stuff in the thing that stuff goes in... blehhhhhhhhhhhh
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@SuckMyCOG GARRUS IS BETTER THAN HIM!
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@thehotmageaeris lol
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@SuckMyCOG What. Are you saying all Turians are the same?! You racist bastard...
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Bartender: If you're like me, it'll kill ya!
But....Garrus is like him....
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Oh God, I love that bartender. Finally, one who pours without asking you about your 'rough day'.
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Wait....Garrus is a turian...turian's are Dextro-DNA...that first drink kills people with Dextro-DNA...Garrus drank that shot that's poisonous to him...
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Bartender: Drinking to forget?
Garrus: I don't want to talk about it.
Bartender: I'm a good listener.
Garrus: Sigh... Those kids on YouTube keep making fun of my calibrations.
Bartender: That's horrible! What would you like to drink.
Garrus: Water.
Bartender: ...No alcohol?
Garrus: I can't drink when I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Bartender: ...
XxReaperZeroxX 3 months ago 385
well looks like garrus calibrated his throat mic
kunven 2 months ago 139