here are the lyrics
I was walking down the street one day
When I saw a guy learning ballet
His teacher was a big fat dog
It was so fat it couldnt even jog
I continued my walk down the street
I look to my right and what did I see
A chimpanzee
Going pee
The worst part was
He was going pee on me
I told the chimp to go away
And I went to a café
And sat down to have a coffee
Thats when I saw a bee
And a guy with a goatee
Holding a sign that said get it free
Or your money back guaranteed
how is that possible
How can you get your money back when its free
So I went to the guy with the goatee and Im like
Yo your sign doesnt make sense
And hes like I know,
it makes dollars
Im like wa? Oh nice comeback
I can do better I said
It makes doll hairs
Then I thought thats a really x10
baaaaaaaaad comeback
The guy started laughing
And I started crying
So I punched him
KO X4
And then I ran away
When I reached my house
I walked up 50 flights of stairs
Then I fell down the stairs
Next thing I know Im in the hospital
I look around to see the guy with the goatee
With his fist ready to punch me
But then the chimpanzee decided to pee on the man with a goatee
And he got really mad
And had a seizer
wow its funny haha.
whateverwhenever11 1 year ago
funny
metallicaqueenlover 2 years ago