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The first music video from "The Art of Manliness" by Grown Man Business, "I'm a Man".
(Verse 1)
I shovel rocks, because I'm bored,
and then return the fucked up shovel to the store,
I get my money back, with no problem,
cuz I got manly tats, and look like I would rob em!
I eat protein, so I stay lean,
But don't do steroids cuz I want my dick to be seen,
I'll run 3 miles, just for fun,
and even though you finished first, BITCH I STILL WON.
I go camping, and put up tents,
and if I hear a noise, then I'll put up my defense.
I'm doing pushups, for one reason
gotta stay manly no matter the season.
You're doing them like a girl, on your knees, whinin' and bitchin,
I'm doing them with ease, in the diamond position,
Your form is whack, and your committment's crap,
I got a six pack, I got a six pack!
I drink beer, by the gallon,
and I've never once laughed at jimmy fallon
I go to the bar, and then I'll get in a fight,
then call up my boys cuz its 50 cent wing night!
(Chorus)
Cuz I'm a man, I eat beef, cut down trees, and I fuck things, fuck fuck things fuck things!
I'm a man, I eat beef, cut down trees, and I fuck things, fuck fuck things fuck things!
I fuck bitches, I dont take em out on dates,
chop a tree down then eat a 16 ounce steak!
I don't use a washer when I need to clean my clothes,
take that shit outside, hang it up and spray it with a hose :)
(Verse 2)
When it comes to being a man, I invented the rules,
look inside my garage and check out all of my tools.
Hammers, screwdrivers, and socket wrenches, all of the above,
and then this thing too... I'm not really sure what it does O_o
But it looks cool, and it was a huge expense
loud too I think it makes more bass than Pete Wentz.
Bacon's my favorite thing in the world,
and its pork, TURKEY IS FOR LITTLE GIRLS (and fucking pilgrims)
I take a piss, standing up,
unless my day's been rough, and I've had enough.
Then I'll sit down, to take a piss,
but if anyone sees, tell em I just took a shit.
I've got dogs, they're german shepherds,
they'll rip your face off and you'll be looking worse than a leper
Do you need tickets? for the gun show.
The fucking gun show, the fucking gun show!
I'm american, I love my flag,
I'm a straight guy, I hate, white after labor day,
No but really, I've got gay friends,
Im open minded, and thats why until the end
(Chorus)
Cuz I'm a man, I eat beef, cut down trees, and I fuck things, fuck fuck things fuck things!
I'm a man, I eat beef, cut down trees, and I fuck things, fuck fuck things fuck things!
I fuck bitches, I dont take em out on dates,
chop a tree down then eat a 16 ounce steak!
I don't use a washer when I need to clean my clothes,
take that shit outside, hang it up and spray it with a hose :)
It's time...for some
GROWN
MAN
BUSINESS.
Raise your hammers in the sky, raise em high raise em high!
Drive your nails through some wood if you're feelin all good! x2
Yall boys are bitches, and Im a fucking man,
Yall voices are high pitched and I use my diaphragm
and I got a beard......
no explanation necessary mother fucker
(Chorus)
Cuz I'm a man, I eat beef, cut down trees, and I fuck things, fuck fuck things fuck things!
I'm a man, I eat beef, cut down trees, and I fuck things, fuck fuck things fuck things!
I fuck bitches, I dont take em out on dates,
chop a tree down then eat a 16 ounce steak!
I don't use a washer when I need to clean my clothes,
take that shit outside, hang it up and spray it with a hose :)
I'm 23, write all of my lyrics, make my own beats, and do all of the editing. I decided to do what I love, and that's making people laugh!
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lonely island in my pants, tenacious d tenacious d, d tenacious, tenacious d and the pic,
Ya he hott
apocayptica666 1 month ago
i just fell in love.
whitethunder55 1 month ago
German sheepherts is the beste :D Germany
RobinKbzT 1 month ago
indeed, NO!
only The Lonely Island are the shit... you are just a fuck up and
grabbing every oppurtunity to reflect yourself to them.. idiot!
Kingswa93 1 month ago
So what brand and style ARE THOSE SUNGLASSES?!?
tacos256 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
What are those shades?
tacos256 3 months ago
this video is pure amazing
iiFlashyy 3 months ago
DUDE! NO!
YOUR A FUCK UP
dustysole 4 months ago 2
are tho's Masonry Nails he's usin to put into the timber on 3:32??
killbuzzinton 4 months ago
cant get more manlyer than that
killbuzzinton 4 months ago