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Chuck Norris is a 7 timed martial arts champion
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I used to like Chuck Norris, but I've learned that he is against gay marriage and condoning homosexuality in schools, so I now hate him.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS.... AIDS died.
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@TobaganGuy Don't get me wrong. I admire Chuck Norris and consider him a living legend. I remember back in 2008 my Latin American roommate and fellow soldier was just saying all of these corney back-to-back Chuck Norris jokes. I was like dude for real?? Because they just weren't funny. I find more humor reading a page of newspaper comic strips of the Peanuts, Garfield, Zits, etc. in the comic strips then 100 Chuck Norris jokes - combined! Enough of the "Chuck Norris" jokes already.
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Chuck Norris does need a computer he only uses an abacus...
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No woman sleeps with Chuck Norris because they get a roundhouse kick when he dreams!
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Chuck Norris wears Bruce Lee pyjamas cus' he got his ass kicked by him
I'm sick and tired off all these Chuck Norris jokes, if he is such a bad ass lets see him come to my house right now and bash my face into the keybolkjfiuskfnkjhfduh
TobaganGuy 1 month ago 19
i hate chuck norris if hes so godly i dare him to come to my house and smash my face on the keyboahuyginmpgfm0ge%£^Q £ nepoiv4yi094509i
ihatebieberr 1 month ago 7