Neither have you tasted my jesus
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Poor girl. My daughter will never suffer these delusions unless she chooses them. I am sure her parents are nice people and she seems like a 'darling girl' but I can't help resenting the people who brainwash her.
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Dumb Redneck
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And you haven't tasted my jizz!! HMPH!! Your move girl who has tasted Jesus!!
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Dominion Christian Youth . . .the new _Hitler Youth_. The Dominion Christian movement is growing in the US of Jesus; many churches have joined the bandwagon and are now indoctrinating (brainwashing) their kids as radical Christian fundamentalist "soldiers" in boot camps to battle for their god in the end times. . .or a Christi-Faschist theocracy, which ever comes first.
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Neither have you tasted my use of basic logic. This poor misguided/abused/indoctrinated girl.
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Broke in to laughter at the 'False God'
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I wanna add that most Atheist's were born into religion, but became Atheist's later in life, so they have tasted Jesus. I was born and raised Atheist and have found Pastafarianism (Hail Sauce, full of Beef) but I've been exposed to religion every day of my life, & find it to be a complete fucking joke. Yes, I've read the Bibblit. No, I didn't memorize it. It was painfully obvious that it was written by morons that didn't understand the concept of a round Earth, let alone astro & quantum physics.
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She looks like a chipmunk. Poor li'l Theist girl. Sheeple and cattle that are born for the slaughterhouse have no fucking idea what their mindless lives are leading to. Religion is a mass indoctrination to gain wealth & power for the Illuminati to force a NWO. After that, religious morons and their Invisible Skyman's services will no longer be needed. Check out John Lennon's "Imagine". It describes the NWO. No Heaven, Hell, countries, religion and the World will be as one.
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You should consider just talking instead of being scripted. Your words are really chunky and obtuse sounding.
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So I don't know how the apple tastes, so I should go ahead and believe it was sweet?
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Neither have you tasted my penis.
gamingsoul11 11 months ago 41
I tasted Jesus once. He tasted a lot like a cracker and grape juice. The most important thing is...I was still hungry after I'd eaten Jesus. He wasn't filling at all. Completely unsatisfying as far as a meal goes.
ChipArgyle 3 months ago 11