Good Job Jenny

Working for The Big Man. This is annoyingly out of sync, but so is the world ;')

The Tale of "Good Job Jennie"

Good Job Jenny worked in the Rumpkin factory where she made Rumpkins all - day - long. She worked faster and harder than anyone else, so when The Big Man came by and saw her pile of Rumpkins was the biggest, he would put his hand on her shoulder and exclaim "Good Job, Jenny!"

One day, The Big Man took her by the hand and led her to another department. "Since you do such a good job, Jenny," he said, "you can work at the Big Assembly Line. You'll get to make twice as many Big Rumpkins instead of small ones, and make them twice as fast."

"Does this mean I get a raise?" Jenny asked in a tiny voice.

"What?" roared The Big Man. "You get to work harder and make me more money. Isn't that enough?"

So Jenny worked harder and harder, and eventually fell sick due to overwork. She had terrible pains.

But alas, The Big Man had just looted the medical fund, in order to increase his profits. So poor Jenny could get no treatment, and worked in a delerium of pain. Oh, my.

One day, Jennie died, and was replaced by Jeannie, who also worked harder than anyone else.

The Big Man came by, saw the enormous pile of Rumpkins at Jeannie's table, and exclaimed, "Good Job, Jennie!"

Jeannie replied, in a tiny voice, "Uh, I'm Jeannie."

"Then we'll change your name!" shouted The Big Man. And off he went.

Jeannie didn't die like Jennie, but since The Big Man had also stolen the retirement fund, she did get to push a shopping cart along the streets of the fine town of Rumpkinville. And she was the very fastest and hardest worker of all, when it came to gathering fine aluminum cans.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• recession
• economy
• thieves
• work
• wall
• street
• life
• health
• care
• republicans
• obama
• retirement

[bionaught]

Hi Cy..... You are the MAN :-)

errrrr not the little man.......or little hostile beast.

But the MAN! the or the magnificent beast.... I mean......I mean..... I'm Drunk again..... Gonna try and be like you if I ever grow up

[Dominus357]

I'd smack the big man and just leave work, lol.