Homeless Bill

Lyrics:
Well my best friend
Lives a bus ride away
As I head into work
I see him every day
Some say we're unlikely
Our pairing is strange
Because I work part time now
While he begs for change

His name is William
But he prefers bill
He eats out of bins
And he's mentally ill

He's not sure if I'm real and
He forgets my name
Years of drinking de-icer
Have melted his brain

He's bill, he's bill
And he'll tell me the news
He's bill, he's bill
he talks to his shoes
He's bill, he's bill
No-one knows what he did
He's bill, he's bill
He sells crack rocks to kids

His hair's kind of messy
He lives in a box
He pissed on my shoes once
But I still think he rocks

He yells at the pigeons
He yells at the trains
He yells when the local kids
set him aflame

He's bill, he's bill
Used to work on the docks
He's bill, he's bill
He gave names to his socks
He's bill, he's bill
And I love him to death
He's bill, he's bill
And he's back on the meth

He's quite a free spirit
He breaks all the rules
He's never allowed
Near primary schools

He loves to party
Why, just yesterday
Some chinese men
came and took him away

He's bill, he's bill
He must have moved town
He's bill, he's bill
Never see him around
He's bill, he's bill
Things have not been the same
since my friend bill
Got hit by a train

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• acoustic
• funny
• pistachio

[1337trolol]

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[NielsHenrikBohr]

Thought I would mention that I love it. :D

[saosina]

Wow. Sam. That wins more than a little bit.