the evil Atheist conspiracy

It doesn't exist...

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• eac
• evil
• atheist
• conspiracy
• atheism
• religion
• god
• christian
• satan
• devil
• antichrist
• angel
• jesus
• fundamentalist
• 911

[Jacnas]

We're preparing to take over the world. We're coming for your blood, christians. There's no hiding anymore. We'll destroy everything good and righteous and blast christianity into oblivion. And then after we've destroyed everything you love and care about and exterminated all religious people, we will RULE this planet.

[eAcDirector]

You forgot to end with Muahahahaha!

[MushRoomsFourTwenty]

"they make more sense then we do!! quick! think of something!.... I GOT IT THEY MUST BE WORSHIPING SATAN!!

of corse, a reasonable explanation!

and this is why i'm atheist...

[Laitharex]

@seeker430 Who's hitch?

[seeker430]

Now that Hitch died, his soul went to heaven and he convinced God that he doesn't exist. It has been confirmed on God's official twitter page. Christians are going down and noone can save them, muahahahahahaha

[Bourtini]

Historic event:

Once we, the evil atheists, took prayer out of school, all those children were so corrupt they started listening to metal instead of holy music, playing with drugs instead of bibles, killing people instead of being kindhearted, and weren't being molested by preachers.

Without an invisible friend for kids to talk to, who couldn't see it coming?

Atheists- 1

Theists- 0

[debnadaviebna]

@smp2gbl how much and how long did you question Christianity, I'm guessing not much. Fat chance of you getting me into a state where I might need to submit to a mental institution, about the dead part, I am immortal, your god has made 5 unsuccessful attempts at wiping me out, but the rest of the people just die anyway.

[debnadaviebna]

@smp2gbl Complete bullshit!! I am an atheist, I would question anything that presents itself to be a god, much like I question christianity or islam, in combat I would be more than ready to put a bullet through you if you were on the other team, but that's not ok, as warfare typically puts people that would normally not want to harm eachother in a position where they have to. I don't need a perfect set of rules, rules that become outdated must be subject to change

[debnadaviebna]

@smp2gbl ever heard of a thing called coincidence? Ever tried testing wether the things you pray for would happen without you praying for them? Once you pray, there is no way of finding out. Try not praying and doing stuff for a while. Praying for a christian band and listening to a station that would play Skillet for example only proves you were listening to the right station

[debnadaviebna]

@smp2gbl go ahead, introdoce me to him, keep in mind, it will not be something new to me, as I have been introduced to imaginary friends before

[debnadaviebna]

I want to make Christians pay for every lie

[trampledone]

lol, evil atheist conspiracy...thats funny..we do not believe in a god so we r going to take over the world lmfao.

[zoeyalfaro]

wow im an atheist i have no beliefs in any gods... but that does not mean that im evil im a regular girl i go to school i enjoy going out with friends n having a good life... but what is going on with now putting evil before atheist... i dont think atheist people are meant to be evil its just a simply beliefs in gods....