Shit White Guys Say... to Asian Girls (Parody of Shit Girls Say)

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By Cindy Fang and Peter Podgursky.

Parody based on the popular "Shit Girls Say", "Shit Black Girls Say", and "Shit White Girls Say to...Black Girls".

FAQ's:

Q: Is this exaggerated? Do white guys REALLY say that to Asian girls?
A: Yes. And yes.

Q: Is that a fake wig and mustache?
A: Good eye! That is indeed a fake wig. The mustache is my own.

Q: I think this is offensive and that you're a (bleeping) (bleep)!
A: If you think this is offensive, check out our other videos! You might be surprised!

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  Comedy

[Joanne Lee]

this literally made my day. it was so accurate

[RAWRITSMEL]

holy crap lol this is so accurate

[Venessa Harvey]

that's why i notice that a lot white people look asian these days.

20 years from now white people are going to look completely asian. #fact

[annie paphanchith]

omg white dudes really do say that ish to me! -but just some of it. what i absolutely love is when ppl ask me do u know_______ and itll be some random asian name? like wtf fool? just cause im asian doesnt mean i know all asians. retard

[J Tai]

wow the point really flew over your head if that's what you think this is about

[penny sage]

george takei with blonde hair

[Botond Kis Kovacs]

I bet that they'd say the same to any white man from any European country that isn't even close to the UK.

After all white people all look the same and they must be from the USA cause there aren't dozens of other countries where Caucasians live...

[Botond Kis Kovacs]

Why would liking your "slanted eyes" be some "shit"? How is that different to having eye color/hair color/hair length/body type or really any other physical property preference? Asian girls have a distinctive eye shape which incidentally is considered attractive by many men. Another thing I don't understand is the "yellow" color. Japanese and Chinese people I have seen are as white as it gets. Vietnamese and Cambodians seem to be a bit darker but that much variance you see even in Caucasians.

[BeulahLips]

Hahaha... come on now... I have many Asian friends of various makes and models... and they ALL admit they often cannot tell the difference and often guess wrong.

So to be offended if a white guy asks what model of AzN you are, is extremely prideful, insecure, arrogant, and stupid.

Ask any white person what version and model of white he is, and see if he or she get offended. We couldn't care less and know that most whites regardless of origin look the same. So why should we fear asking you?

[crued45]

We all have yellow fever :P

[monsterhigh1975]

not accurate... but fun to watch! :-)

[Cherry Tung]

this is wayy too accurate!! i hate it when white guys do that, even white girls do that sometimes!!