Dora Teaches Mexican kid how to sneak into the U.S.

Mark Moseley audio comedy sketch-President Bush has discovered that Dora The Explorer is teaching kids in Mexico how to sneak into the United States.

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Comedy

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• President
• Bush
• comedy
• spoof
• parody
• Mark
• Moseley

[hotwhire]

Technically The Americans took over that very land illegally first

[dragondonkey0070]

@hotwhire You mean the Spainiards? Not the Americans. There was no America until more than a century after Spain invaded, raped, murdered, and plundered Central and South America, including modern-day Mexico.

[raulciprianoyahoo]

@dragondonkey0070 Then Mexico allowed U.S citizens into Texas, and those Americans got mad because Mexico told them they couldn't have slaves. So the U.S offers money but Mexico won't take, then the U.S beats the crap out of it's sister country and takes away have it's size with the excuse of Manifest Destiny.

[dragondonkey0070]

@raulciprianoyahoo your pots are awesome.

[dragondonkey0070]

I would correct you on one point; ALL of North and South America was invaded by white interlopers from Europe, not just the area that now makes up America. So, using your argument, Mexico does not belong to descendants of Spaniards, who also raped, plundered, pillaged and murdered.

[aquaholic1004]

@ xeikai fuck u. Native Americans are the shit. U "white supremeists" wouldn't be in America to unfairly take our land If we hadn't saved your asses with our knowledge dimbfuck. Go die in a cornor so the rest of the white race won't have to be shamed by u piece of shit. Oh, and merry christmas

[dragondonkey0070]

@aquaholic1004 HAHA! You don't know your history very well, do you? The entire hemisphere known as the Americas was invaded by WHITE PEOPLE, either from England, Spain, France or Portugal. Again, all white people. Spainards? WHITE!! Which means if you live anywhere in North or South America, you got some white blood in you. So come join the rest of us pieces of excrement to die in the corner, you self-hating part-white person.

[PunditMisfit]

I love how we can't watch any challengingly retarded video on YouTube without seeing several page-long ridiculous arguments on the subject.

Don't you?

[ARM1231]

@FALLRISK0 im mexican and all my family have papers so fuck off bitch.

[awsomeAndresMedina27]

If this were true, and it was in mexico, then dora would be speaking spanish

[Lina9010]

@PlatinumWolf96 I'm not American or Mexican but if those people hadn't come to America wouldn't be that developed. Apaches would be living there like before and nobody would be interested in America at all. Sorry I didn't meant to hurt you but that's REALLY true

[chema28956]

I'm Mexican n I'm going out of America cuz is come in the 3 war n you better say sorry maxican can you give me something to eat . N I'm going to say nooooo die like the way that you did to irak people

[Musicluva4evandeva]

Fuck you asshole @FALLRISKO we are better than you thanks to us your life is easier ugh go to hell

[FALLRISK0]

If your a fucking Mexican you need to get the hell out of the U.S.A ...... Beaners

[the4beautiful]

Lol the vid funny! But id see the problem with mexicans coming to America as long as there legal. C'mon guys almost the whole u.s ancestors did the same thing but they did it by boat then killed and rape. Let them in legally whats wrong with that, as long as they don't start shit and ruin our country WHY NOT? PLUS I love burritos and rice and beans :O.

[51598may]

Fuk u usa needs mexicans who iz gona work in the dam fields ....mexicans

[DollaBiIIz]

@chuckymx94 People are going back to mexico every day, idiot. You will be arrested and deported too.

[chuckymx94]

@DollaBiIIz you can say what you want but nobody is going back to mexico we are staying here. i wanna see a pussy like you trying to kick us out