When I got a call from "Blue Blaze Irregular" (google it) and Danger Charters' veteran Christy Mosely that she was spotting octopus in the Key West morning harbor—on her birthday, no less!—I jumped up, donned a Danger work shirt, and sped off on my bike to the water's edge. And this resulting video is proof yet again that the early bird meets the cephalopod. At least in the wondrous naturist landscape that is the island of Key West.