I'm Too Sexy for the Mall

My skirt was too short for a Mall rent-a-cop. Oh darn. Really, how much does a skirt "need" to show? I was tempted to say "well I could take it off, I'm sure my panties cover as much as they 'need' to if you need something that fits like a standard garment"

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Howto & Style

Tags:

• miniskirt
• mall

[dusty26male]

ok well I wish I had you in my mall walkin up the escalator ... damn that's hot... i'd love to see actually where u from ? you should txt my cell 8145580764 (27 yr old male here) in pennsylvania

[mayobrains]

That really was me on the phone - are you chicken or something? Or are you afraid mommy will over-hear?

[anthsbecs]

get a job

[mayobrains]

Why would I degrade myself like that? "Jobs" are for people without ambition.

[britinabq]

@mayobrains Wanna call me instead?

[Yuzax]

fatty

[npwd]

I love the accent...your Southern & My British accent, perfect :)

[anneclaire12]

who says???

[johnz281994]

why would you wear panties under that?

[ojuanimelli]

the woman taping is lesbians. you can here in her voice that she want to f.....k the one wearing the short skirt.

[duckking09]

@mayobrains Are you fucking serious? Jobs are for people without ambition? Your a dumbass. Get a job bitchh.

[xXPUN1SH3RXx]

I don't think that it is your skirt but your fat ass. No one wants to see that!

[ShingoDingoRingo]

you're fat

[valogatt]

fucking sexy legs!!!