9 Phrases Women Use: (aka ~ 9 words women use) - original version

This is the original film version of the widely spread email "9 Words Women Use" Also see the companion video "11 Phrases Men Use". (link below)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgJvM_TZjf8

as well as "Alec Baldwin School For Parenting"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=silSvb5SAKg&feature=channel_page

"Will Ferrell: Immortal King of Comedy"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=padKcbBtYnw&feature=channel_page

"Croutons"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJeApDqHgxg&feature=channel_page

"The Socially Inept Hostess"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPsGI3PDPgA&feature=channel_page

The Toothbrush
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86-CLdf_UBo&feature=response_watch

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Cast:
Deborah Braak, Sean Camoni, Peter Damm,
Jesse Delaney, Mike Ewing, Ed Gapsis,
Laurel Gilbert, Mark Gornto, Holly Hoffmann,
Rich Hoffmann, Melody King, Joe Nevin,
Barby Roche, Dylan Roche, Michael Roche,
Samantha Roche, Shane Roche

Written by ? (found joke on internet)

Filmed, Edited, Directed and Scored by
Michael Roche

We changed the title from "9 Words Women Use" to "9 Phrases Women Use" when an actor noticed it was actually more than nine words. (Thank you Jesse.)

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• arnold
• dinglemeyer
• short
• film

[meehalee21]

30 women watched this video =)

[scamon01]

@meehalee21 Awesome! hope you liked it.

[fntime]

Hey guy, there is an answer to the 9 phrases, "go fuck yourself, you can reach

me at the bar"

[scamon01]

tiger woods... is that you?

[southrules]

gay

[scamon01]

Sorry, please clarify: gay as in happy, celebratory, fun-filled? Or gay as in attracted to members of its own gender (which doesn't really make sense, as a video has no gender)? I will assume the former, and thank you for your old-timey compliment! Huzzah!

[WurlWideHustla]

@tigger7740 agreed!!

[tigger7740]

POWER TO WOMEN. Men all you think is with your dicks and talk about how women we behave. Stop nagging....if you think women we are difficult, then go associate with your fellow men or date men. Adios

[onlyway2christ1]

Women live as one big MYSTERY, like men need to figure them out!!!

Honey, what can I do for you today dear, HE ASKS. Her reply, OH NOTHING!!!

Then they wonder why relationships or marriages are falling apart!

[rockthisboyee]

It's past time to turn the tables on women. Why have men become slaves to the endless and mindless stupid shit women put men through, ad nauseam? Women are not mysterious, they're manipulative. That solves the mystery. All hail the solution.

[SPOKENFOR36]

So true! haaaa..I can't even argue with this..

[beachblossom67]

i think i should create a bootcamp....

[sofunnyitssad]

And they say men don't understand women haha. sounds like you understand just fine

[drewhadou]

oh, and PS. that "us lowly men" line was sarcasm, just in case you didn't catch that (see how equally condescending that is to both sexes? isn't learning fun?) lol

[drewhadou]

that "i'm perfect because i have a vagina" nonsense is just to mask the fact most of you are insecure, angry, alone, and pissed off at the fact that passed the age of 35 most of you will lose the primary allure found in your looks, and you'll be forced to face how wholly dull, repulsive, and uninteresting you are on a personal or intellectual level, while many of us "lowly men" will be growing wiser, happier, and more content with age. you bitches need to get a clue and grow the hell up.

[drewhadou]

some of the worst wrongs i've ever been dealt were at the hands of women, and despite that i can still try to deal with people and show them respect when its given in return. so, that all being said to say, a lot of you females need to get the fuck over yourselves.